Tamil Kadi Jokes

TVK Jokes are really good ones..
One more:
Ethuvumae vaanga mudiyatha kadai(Shop) Ethu?
Saakadai!(Drainage)

Nan onnu sollattuma?

"ONNU"!!!

did u all hear when I said it?

Once there was a boat full of Ethiraj college girls sailing in a river. Suddenly, there was a flood and the boat sunk every girl drowned inside the river except one. why?

Coz she is a 'sema Kattai'

Question: Paambukku kaal unda illaya?

Answer: Undu. otherwise, it will be pambu and not paambu

A dog was once chased by some kids and after a long run, it suddenly stopped in front of a Bakery. Appo athu enna vangum?

vera enna vangum, Muchu than vangum

hi vetri,
u have posted a kadi joke which i have already posted long back infact it was the first joke to be posted in this thread.

From: bala (@ 203.197.81.153) on: Mon Sep 24 01:44:34


Three girls were traveling in a boat.
All of a sudden the boat was about to sink.
Out of the three girls two got drowned but the third one didn't. Why?

Because she was a good "KATTAI"..


pl take care next time

Naikku ( DOG) vaal arunda ennge pokum?

verenge "RETAIL" shopikku than..

bala,

Sorry for the repetition. Thanks for pointing it out

What is the "CHEMICAL NAME" of dog ?

"Sodium Iodide" - NaI..

Interesting! Here are some more:

Kathi vengayathai paathu enna pattu paadum?
-unnai naan ariven ennai anri yaar arivaar

apple_a narukki potta enna aagum?
-nari saaptudum

anti-bonding orbital_kku opposite enna?
-uncle-bonding orbital

oru army man oorukku leave_le vandhadhum nera ration kadaikku poran, en?
-thuppaakikku rava vaangathaan

oru teacher class-le sun glass pOtirindhaaraam, en?
-classle ellaarum bright students_aam