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Cricket is for fat obese body, deluding it to have used their mind for what is essentially a static sport with discrete variables and sleep inducing dead time in between to make up for their slowness. Most of the team are left to contemplate meaning of existence, life and death, no wonder old people love it.
Messi has no 6 pack and he is no Robot either. I am second guessing why Cricket exists at all. not that Abdv or gayle play this sport. Also, is it even a sport. Not recognized as such, it's a charade for slow folks.
Natural athletes with pure aesthetic game will only exist in proper sports. M Jordan's, Federer's and Zidane's.
Fraction of a second then minutes of rest, fraction of a second then minutes of rest, rinse, repeat.
Think I'd pass and take proper sports where they play more, not spend more dead time in rituals and routine to play, and in a ever changing labyrinth where you continually engage in problem solving, where every fraction of second, every move, space, time and conciousness in a dynamic continuum. Like a 3 dimensional graph, not bar charts. No thank you.
I still wonder why they even request for 'rest' these Cricketers, they'd do that for most of the game.
White on whites, kerchief pinned to the hip, spitting and cleaning the ball, chucking it like a limp, Take shelter when it drizzles down, Drinks, Tea and lunch, and many other associated oddities combined with Duckworth and Lewis, Hawkeye, etc makes it a queer lazy ass sport ever known to Man kind. More of a charade as I said before.
You don't have to be Western to love Western Classical Meesik.
More partisanship and hypothetical re-imagining, making it seem like there's nothing inherently good about Cricket as is.
Find angles through a circular pin chart with a hand controlled blade of wood isn't quite elitist, no amount of partisanship would mask the elite posturing, it's not quite a continual space-time orchestration of XI vs XI on chalkboard..
A balance of physique and technique, matched with ever changing tactical choices = Sport.
I find it all very compromised in Cricket to consider it a Sport.
The End.