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Originally Posted by terminator
vidiya vidya cricket pattutu tendulkar ethanai goal pottarnu kettanam...
Adayar Anandha Bhavanoda Branch Niraya idathula irukkum
Ana
Adayar Ala marathoda Branch Adayar la mattum than IRRUKKUM
Poison 10 naal aana payasam aaha mudiyathu
But, Payasam 10 naal aana poison aahidum
Caru kulla tyre inrunthaa adhu stephney,
adey Nambha meela antha tyre erinaa, nambha chutney !!!
Ulla pora varaikkum than brandy,
Veliya vantha athukku paer vaandy
Thannambikkai-kum thalaiganathukkum oru nool allavu thaan vithiyaasam...
ennnala full adichittu steadya nikka mudiyumnu solrathu thannambikkai -
ennnala mattum thaan full adichittu steadyaaa nikka mudiyummnu solrathu thalaiganam
Cellulla balance illana call panna mudiyadhu,
anna manushannuku Kall illena balance panna mudiyadhu
"Train evlo vegama ponalum, kadaisi petty kadaisiyadhan pogum..."
Bus poita bus stand angayae thaan irukum
aana cycle poita cycle stand koodavae poogum.
Vaayala "naai" nu Solla mudiyum
aana... Naayaala "Vaai" nu solla mudiyuma ???
arisi kotina vaera arisi vangalam
pal kotina vaera pal vangalam aaana
thael kotina vaera thael vanga mudiyadhu....
page 21-le neenga post pannithOda echo va ?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Raikkonen
Post Office pogi register pannalam ana
Register office pogi post panna mudiyuma
Kadhal kondaen padathilae devadhai kandaen pattu irukku ana
Devadhai Kandaen padathilae kadhal kondaen pattu irukka
Nee evalo periya swimmera irundhaalum,
Tumbler thannila neechal adikka mudiyaathu!!
Nee Evalavu periya dance master'a irundhalum
un saavuku unnala aada mudiyathu
trainukku ticket vaangi platformla okkaralam
ana platformukku ticket vaangi trainla poga mudiyadhu
railway stationla police station irukkalam
aana police stationla railway station irukka mudiyadhu
Autokku autonu paer irundaalum
manualaa thaan drive panna mudiyum ?
Bus poita bus stand angayae thaan irukum
aana cycle poita cycle stand koodavae poogum.
Vaayala "naai" nu Solla mudiyum
aana... Naayaala "Vaai" nu solla mudiyuma ??
:)
HULKSTER alias HOUNGANG CHANDRU :x :lol: :lol:
Sema kadi !!!! Nadamadum kadi
Hulk kidding
Great, athu HOUNkOUNG illa... Hougang... :lol:
first i thought like that , when i split the word i thoug gang would not be there :lol: so i typed that wayQuote:
Originally Posted by dev
Innaiku thoonguna nalaiku enthirikalam.
aana naalaiku thoonguna inaiku enthirika mudiyuma ??
Cycle carrierla tiffen-a vechu eduthuttu pogalam
Aana... Tiffin carrierla cycle-a vechu eduthuttu poga mudiyathu.
Iron boxla iron panna mudiyum ....
aana pencil box la pencil panna mudiyuma ?
.
Ne Enna than costly mobile vachirundhalum,
Athula evalavu than recharge pannalum,
unnalla unakku call panna mudiyathu..
Cream biscuitla cream irukkum,
Aana nai biscuitla nai irukkuma ?
Puyalala karaya kadaka mudiyum..
Aana karayala puyala kadaka mudiyathu...
Poison 10 naal aanal Payasam aaga mudiyaadhu,
But, Payasam 10 naal aanal Poison aagidum !
TATUVAMS - 2006
1) Nee evvalavu periya padippaaliya irundhalum exam
hall la poi padikka mudiyadhu.
2) School testla bit adikkalaam......... College
testla bit adikkalaam....... Ana BLOOD test la bit
adikka mudiyaadhu........
3) Enna than naai nandri ullatha irunthalum athala
"thank you" solla mudiyathu!!!!!!!! Idhuthan vazhkai.
4) Aayiram than irundhalum aayirathi onnu than
perusu....
5) Yennathan Ahimsavathiya irundhalum Chappathiye
SUTTU than sappida mudiyum...............!
6) Ni enna than Veerana Irundhalum, Kulir adicha
thirumba adikka mudiyathu..
7) kasu irundha call taxi!!! kasu illaina kaal than
taxi!!!
8) kovil maniya namma adicha saththam varum... aana
kovil mani nammalai adicha raththam thaan varum....
9) Pallu valina pallai pudungalam aana kannu valina
kanna pudunga mudiyuma
10) Nee Evalovthaan padichu certificate vaanginaalum,
Un death certificate unnala vaanga mudiyaathu.
11) Nee Airtel vachirundhaalum Aircel vachirundhaalum,
Thummum podhu Hutch nnu thaan satham varum
12) Engineering Collegele padichu Engineer aagalaam
Presidency collegele padichu president aaga
mudiyumaa??
13) If you drink ethanol you will dance, If you drink
methanol others will dance for u.
14) Bus Stop la irunthu Bus varum aana Full Stop la
iurunthu Full varuma?
15) Mezhugu vachchi Mezhugu vaththi seyyalam... aana
kosuva vachi kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu...
Sisterrrrrrrrrrrr :twisted: kadichu kodhariteenga ponga :)
Ithu ellam parthiban kitae adicha kadi jokes....intha mathiri kadi joke naan kdua thaan solluvaen...eppadichudu kannangala..8-)
Ramky style
1) enna thaan kadi jokes sonaalum jokes ellam kadichi saapida mudiyuma?
Anjali Style
2) Poo uyirodu irukkum bothu poo nu solrom anaal athu vaadina pinna pee ya solla mudiyum?
En style-a yum konjam keLunga
tho tho tho -nu kopita naai varum, aana nai nai nai nu koopita tho varuma ...
Arthi akka...yennai nai nu solluraengela..:x...anyway nalla irukku...:D
:banghead:
asin veetila raidam:bathroomla 10 kilo thangam,kitchenla 50 kodi rupa appuram bedroom fulla en photo!
ungala poi naan appadi solluvena brother :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hulkster
aamam. apram naaiyellam kochintu arthiya thorathum, enga paathaalumQuote:
Originally Posted by Arthi
.
Running racela kaal evalavu vegama odinaalum,
Price kaikuthaan kedaikkum !
Sodava fridgela vacha cooling soda aagum,
Aanal, atha washing machinela vacha washing soda aagumaa ?
Ghee roastla ghee irukkum,
Aana, Paper roastla paper irukkuma ?
Thaneera thanni nu sollalaam
Aana... Paneera panni nu solla mudiyathu .
Kaakka ennadhaan karuppa irundhaalum
adhu podara muttai vellaiyathaan irukkum.
Muttai ennadhaan vellaiya irundhaalum
adhukulla irukkiraa kaakka karuppudhaan !
Busla nee yerinalum, Bus unn mela yerinalum
Ticket vangaporathu nee thaan
Busla nee yerina Prayaani
Bus un mela yerina nee Briyani
enna biriyaani :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by mgb
:lol: :lol:
Ennathan kalayile 4 manikke eleuntriichi nee vaslile tanni telichalum, night 9 manikku than kolangal poduvan
Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles.. bcos there is a 'mile' between the first and the last letter
Saapida yedhuvume soodaa kidaikkaadha hotel edhu?
Ariya bhavan
Q : Mylapore-kkum, Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu win pannum?
A : Mylapore, yenna avangakitta tank irukku
Q: Mahathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakudi Vaidyanathanukkum yenna vithyaasam?
A: Gandhiji Non-violinist .... Vaidyanathan Violinist
Q: Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vithyaasam?
A: Sumara, aaru maasam.
How do you communicate in one word for "hold my cycle" ?
Encyclopedia (en cyclea pidiya)
Ramarajan Hollywood padam panna enna role pannuvaar?
Vera enna.. 'Cowboy' roledhan.
Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ?
Asiriyar inam.. Particularly Kanakku Vaathiyaar.
Whiskeyum Brandiyum kalyaanam pannina enna pannum?
'Thanni' kudiththanam nadaththum
Romba Naal Uyir Vazha enna vazhi?
saagaama irukkanum
A shop owner bought a fox from a zoo and feeds it in his shop...why???
Bcos it is a Stationery shop ( 'stays' a 'nari' )
Employee sends SMS to his boss :
( lets assume he dumps the SIM card afterwards. )
Rajinikku Style azhagu
Kamalukku Kadhal azhagu
Vijaykku Dance azhagu
Vikramukku Veeram azhagu
Aaanal...
Ungalukku vaai moodi konduruppahtE azhagu !
Lover's SMS :
Kazhuthaikku theriyaathu Karpoora vaasanai,
Enakku theriyum un vaasanai.
Adhutha muraiyavathu Beach-ukku varum pOthu,
Kulithu vittu vaa, orE gappu !
SAFETY PIN KURIPPU :
ITHU ENAKKU VANTHA SMS ALLA,
NAAN ANUPPINA SMS-UM ALLA,
NAAN KELVI PATTATHU !