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Originally Posted by ksen
A Perfect Shot
A golfer stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity to his partner. He looks up, looks down, measures the distance and figures the wind direction and speed. The longer he takes, the more his partner fidgets.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What’s taking so long? Hit the blasted ball."
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man," the partner says. "You’ll never hit her from here."
How long are these 'men suffering at the hands of woman' syndrome gonna tickle people?
lamby :rotfl: :mrgreen:
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Originally Posted by Lambretta
but they are really funny..... :rotfl:
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Originally Posted by Meera-ssg
http://tfmpage.mayyam.com/hub/viewtopic.php?t=12757
Hari was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 crores.'
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later she became his stepmother.
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Originally Posted by Meera-ssg
http://forumhub.mayyam.com/hub/viewt...r=asc&start=84
Perhaps this is what they meant by don't reveal all your cards.Quote:
Originally Posted by NOV