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Originally Posted by Prabhu Ram
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Originally Posted by Prabhu Ram
No more jokes? :huh: :cry:
Wuz that fr me?Quote:
Originally Posted by jaaze
Hmmm.. Kinda. It answers your qn.. :)
:oops2: Just checked the link it points to another post
I wanted to show you the Vadivelu - Kovai Sarala fight in our hub
Looks like they got it deleted :argh:
Why do women live longer than men?
Because God adds them the time that they wasted on parking.
2 women and a man are standing by a fast river when the grim reaper comes and says to them that either they cross the river or he kills them.
The first woman dives in and drowns immediately.
The second women jumps in and makes it half way across but drowns.
The grim reaper turns to the man, "now what will you do?"
the man says, "I'll go across the bridge."
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police. The man pokes his head out of the window and says "what seems to be the problem officer?"
The cop looks at him and says "are you aware that a woman fell out of your car about two minutes ago?"
The man let out a sigh "thank god for that; I thought I had gone deaf!"
[tscii]A redhead, brunette and blonde were on their way to Heaven.
God told them the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and on every 5th step He’d tell them a joke. But, they must not laugh or else they couldn’t enter heaven.
The brunette went first and started laughing on the 65th step, so she could not enter Heaven.
The redhead went next and started laughing on the 320th step, so she could not enter Heaven either.
Then, it was the blonde’s turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing.
“Why are you laughing?” God asked. “I didn’t tell a joke.”
“I know,” the blonde replied. “I just got the first one.”
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies: "I did ... today I'm taking them to the beach!"