http://www.dailythanthi.com/article....date=4/23/2009
ஜெருசலேம் செல்ல மானியம்:-)
நம்ம அரசியல் தலைவர்கள் எப்படியெல்லாம் ஜோக் அடிக்கிறாங்கப்பா!
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http://www.dailythanthi.com/article....date=4/23/2009
ஜெருசலேம் செல்ல மானியம்:-)
நம்ம அரசியல் தலைவர்கள் எப்படியெல்லாம் ஜோக் அடிக்கிறாங்கப்பா!
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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases the speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he’s a better lover than you."
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up and he is now doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster and faster until he reaches 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass pillar, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I’ve got everything I need."
She asks, "What’s that?"
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I’ve got the airbag!"
A preacher was addressing a congregation:
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river".
And the congregation cried, "Amen !"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river".
And the congregation cried, "Amen !"
"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and
throw it in the river".
Again the congregation cried, "Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said: "For our closing
hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river'.
The congregation SCREAMED "HALLELUJAH !!!"
mixing correcttaa irukkumA? :confused2:
From the above link :
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வருண்: எல்லாரும் பாத்துக்கோங்க, நான் ஜெயிலுக்கு போறேன்... நான் ஜெயிலுக்கு போறேன்... நான் ஜெயிலுக்கு போறேன்.
ராகுல் : சின்னப்புள்ள தனமாயில்ல இருக்கு.
கருணாநிதி: எந்த ஒரு விஷயத்தையும் ப்ளான் பண்ணாம பண்ணினா இப்படித்தான்... ப்ளான் பண்ணி பண்ணனும்... ஓ.கே.
ஜெயலலிதா: யப்பா... இப்பவே கண்ணைக் கட்டுதே.
ராமதாஸ்: பட்... எனக்கு அந்த டீலிங் ரொம்ப புடிச்சிருந்தது.
விஜயகாந்த்: அது போன மாசம்... நான் சொல்றது இந்த மாசம்.
வைகோ: இதுவரைக்கும் நல்லாத்தானே போய்ட்டிருந்தது?
தங்கபாலு: வேணா... வலிக்குது... அழுதுருவேன்.
சோனியா: என்னா வில்லத்தனம்?
அத்வானி: ராஜதந்திரத்தை கரைத்து குடித்துவிட்டாயடா.
மன்மோகன்: என்னைய வெச்சு காமெடி கீமிடி பண்ணலையே.
மாயாவதி: ஒரு குரூப்பாத்தான்யா அலயுறாங்க.
லாலு பிரசாத்: வரும்... ஆனா... வராது.
பிரணாப் முகர்ஜி : முடியல.
திருமாவளவன்: இப்படிதான் உசுப்பேத்தி உசுப்பேத்தி உடம்பெல்லாம் ரணமாயிருது.
சரத்குமார்: 'ரிஸ்க்கு எடுக்குறது எனக்கு ரஸ்க்கு சாப்புடுற மாதிரி'
கார்த்திக்: அவ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்வ்.
ரோஜா: ரூம் போட்டு யோசிப்பாய்ங்களோ?'
விஜய டி. ராஜேந்தர்: இதுவரைக்கும் என்ன யாரும் தொட்டதில்ல.
மிஸ்டர் வாக்காளர்: கிளம்பீட்டாய்ங்கய்யா... கிளம்பீட்டாய்ங்க.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by app_engine
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obama100_days_style
It would be really interesting if such questions are asked to the political leaders in India :-)Quote:
Asked during a February interview with US Weekly whether he wore boxers or briefs, the new president said: "I don't answer those humiliating questions. But whichever one it is, I look good in 'em!"
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.
This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge.. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank..
Here is the conversation :
Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'
Citibank: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'
Family Member: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'
Citibank: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'
Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'
Citibank: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'
Family Member: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'
Citibank: 'Excuse me?'
Family Member: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'
Citibank: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'
Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'
Citibank: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'
Family Member: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'
Citibank: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'
Family Member: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)
Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'
Family Member: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given)
After the bank got the fax :
Citibank: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'
Family Member: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'
Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'
(What is wrong with these people?!?)
Family Member: 'Would you like her new billing address?'
Citibank: 'That might help...'
Family Member: ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'
Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'
Family Member: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'
You wondered why Citibank is going broke and need the feds to bail them out!!
I WONDER IF THIS CLOWN GOT ONE OF THE BONUSES?
Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and the thirty thieves. Ten were laid off