Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro.
Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate
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Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro.
Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate
Iron man now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs.
Women finally marrying for love, and not money
Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
[tscii]The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it?
I mean, I let my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now America’s third biggest lender.
Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".
[tscii]Quote from a Wall Street banker:
This is worse than divorce. I’ve lost half of my assets and I still have my wife…!!!!..
Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.
I said to her: 'Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle.
If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather
die'.
Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV,
the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!
I ALMOST DIED !!