Tricky questions /riddles

Topic started by Miss Lanka (@ hse-kingston-ppp193984.sympatico.ca) on Fri Aug 2 18:10:46 .




there's a room with no windows, it has a roof and a door. this door is locked frm the inside and the key is still inside the lock. inside this room there is a man hanging dead from a noose attached to the ceiling. there are no large pieces of furniture and nothing which wud hav given the dead man height 2 reach the noose to hang himself. there r 4 walls, no windows rememba, there is a ceiling and a lage puddle of water underneath the dead man.

the question is how did the man hand himslf????




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ice ice baby.. ice ice baby...

He probably just sat on the floor and took himself in his hand.

got a block of ice..stood on it .. hanged himself.. ice melts and forms a puddle..

Yes, I think it is the ice, Is it right?

What gets wetter the more it dries?

towel

Yes towel

This one is a typical one of those corny jokes.

Q: how do you shoot a blue Elephant?
A: with a blue elephant gun.

Q: how do you shoot a pink elephant?

Right, ur never gonna get this but anyhow.

A guy goes on a search to find Adam and Eve's remains to prove the creation story.
He travels to the North pole and their finds the body of a man and woman frozen in the ice. He is convinced that they are Adam and Eve. Why?

N.B. The frozen man and woman r naked.

Have a nice day!:)

Re:adam and eve

BECAUSE THE BODY DIDN'T HAVE BELLY BUTTONS...

Sad, cause Eve couldn't have got a navel piercing if she wanted to.

Miss Lanka said,

BECAUSE THE BODY DIDN'T HAVE BELLY BUTTONS...


Wrong..

She had a belly button, for sure. Not only a belly button, but also a ring on her belly button.

Not only a ring in her belly button, but also a tatoo on her neck that said
'I am after all a rib from the damned Adam. I am too much of a female chauvnist to take that kind of c-r-a-p. Gag me with a spoon and choke me to death'

And there she was, frozen in the polar ice-caps!!!

Probably most of you all knew this..

This short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you r qualified to be called 'professional'.The questions are not that difficult so try ur best.

Q num 1
How do u put a giraffe into a fridge?


answer : Open the fridge,put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether u tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way and do a difficult thing in a simple way.

Q num 2
How do u put an elephant into the fridge?


Answer : Open the fridge, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests ur ability to think through the repercussions of ur actions.

Q num 3
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference(lets say,lah). All the animals attend except one.Which animal does not attend?


Answer : The Elephant b'cos it is in the fridge,remember?
This Tests ur memory.

Ok, even if u did not answer the first 3 questions correcly,give urself one more chance.

Q num 4
There is a river you must cross in the jungle.But crocodiles inhabit it.How do you manage, I mean cross it?


Answer : You just swim or walk across.Why? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference,right?
This tests whether you learn quickly from ur mistakes.

shyamal=> why are heck are u giving us the answer??

Madurai ;==> Idiot get the heck outta here!!!!!!!!!!!

Shyamlal,

watch out, fridge is reading all this..
You might be the one ending up in the freezer..

Miss Lanka says,

Madurai ;==> Idiot get the heck outta here!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Lanks seems to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed. Very touchy today? Eh, Missy?

What goes around the world and stays in a corner?

1. Suresh : How many sides does a circle have?
Ramesh : A circle does not have any side.
THis is wrong answer can any one tell the wright answer ??


2.


Knock, Knock, Knock !!!! . Who is that knocking?
Opportunity.
Can't be.
Why Not?
because ................ ( fill in the blank)

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Fridge;
A mail.... It's just a guess

Iya your question are kinda hard
2. I guess the answer would be "the door is open" or "I let the door open"

iya,

1. Circle if its not 3 dimensional can have
2 sides...

BACK AND FRONT



2. Because opportunity knocks only twice...

(Not 3 knocks)

Iya,
2 sides, inside and outside?

IYA,

'cause Opportunity doesn't come knocking!!

shyamal,

Y'r posting was great!!!

Miss Shri Lanka
Why am i giving the answers?
I think you couldn't understand the concept of the quiz.Actually u must have the earlier answer to be asked the next question.And i can't give the answers partly b'cos the questions had to asked continuously.Okay lah, just try to answer all the questions without having the earlier correct answers.You will end up confusing,right?!!!

Ramakrishna
I know Fridge wouldn't mind with it cos she has a beautiful,pure,white,sincere,pretty(hmm..what else?),strong,kind heart!

Shekhar
10 Q

And anoder one...

MANY years ago there lived a king named King Macbeth.He had a brilliant and intelligent servant called Brutus.One day Brutus was wrongly convicted for a theft.He was sentenced to death but before that the king gave him a choice.

"Look Brutus, i'll give you a dog.You must kill the dog and i'll order to kill you the way you killed the dog.Lets say if you kill the dog with poison , you will be killed with the poison too!"

At last Brutus killed the dog.But surprisingly the king couldn't order him to death and Brutus was released.

My question is...What Brutus did with the dog that made the king free him???

also...the names Brutus and Macbeth are nothing to do with Shakespear's Macbeth.Don't be confused.

Gave it chocolate? Chocolate is poisonous to dogs, you know.

nope, ram. If Brutus gave the dog choc to kill it, then the king would have killed Brutus with the choc too.

May be injected the poison thro the TAIL of the dog?

Yes Shakti...you're very close to the answer.
Actually he picked up the tail and smash the dog on the floor until it die.Brutus(so as everybody) doesn't have tail so the king can't do anything.

What do you call someone who is laying speadeagled
in the middle of a desert?

Shyamal
"I know Fridge wouldn't mind with it cos she has a beautiful,pure,white,sincere,pretty(hmm..what else?),strong,kind heart!

Oh thank you thank, so much, You bring tears to my eyes. You are very nice person, your family should be so proud.

Miss lanka
A stamp on the mail.

Which is faster Hot or Cold?

Heat is faster. This is scientifically proven as when temparature rises, when one is heating water, the range of the temparature rise cannot be established by conventional methods and needs a special and specific decoder contributing to the immense confusion in the sudden changes in the heat evaporation caused by the sudden increase in the temparature in the surrounding areas and the variance between the vicinity of the heated area and that of its surrounding further contributes to the difficulty in establishing the quick rise in the temparature of the water mentioned earlier.
Besides, you can catch cold but not heat.

Based on the above principle, since cold is slower, does it mean that fridge is easily available? Hehehehehe.

Fridge,
"Oh thank you thank, so much, You bring tears to my eyes. You are very nice person, your family should be so proud."

hehehe..hmm..hahaha..hshhhs...Oh God! I'm speechless.

Thoparudaa, innoruthen line poduraan!

Dr O podu

Thank you for the physics lesson, yes hot is faster cos you can catch a cold.

I am not easily available because i am so frozen i do not move at all, except when skanthavelu makes me run down the street in the jokes thread.

Kallukadai kashtamar
When I you opening a tamil folk songs section?

This one is easy

It has keys that open no doors, space but no room and you can enter but cannot go in?

what is it, above riddle?

Your riddle sounds like some thing 50% of the world's population has, but it is too unparliamentary for me to mention here and so I shall leave the wandering minds to wonder. It is also fascinating what the mind can think when given a small dosage of something which was not even ambiguous in the beginning, but which the mind explores trying to find something sisnister in it, and yelps with joy when it can ssociate with something basic to human instincts. But then I digress.

Could it be my computer keyboard or even a typewriter that Fridge's grandparents with anklets used ages ago when back in old India?

Beware of Skanthavelu, he who wants to spreadeagle someone in the middle of the desert.