FROM UR DAUGHTER and new stories just add in

[kandiban]

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A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving
home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid
a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real
passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him
you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle
clothes.
But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that
he wants me to have the kid
and that we can be very happy together. Even though
Randy is much older
than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is
it?),
and has no money,
really these things shouldn't stand in the way of
our relationship, don't
you agree?
Randy has a great CD collection; he already
owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
It's true he has other
girlfriends as well but I know he'll be
faithful to me in his own way. He
wants to have many more children with me and
that's now one of my dreams too.

Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our
friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll
pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure
deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I
know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit
so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters
"PTO".
Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:






PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer.
Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.
I love you!

[bingleguy]

Kandiban... this is a pretty old forward ... there is a thread seperately available for Nice forwards ... please add such things in that !

[rachel]

nice...

[kandiban]

An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks
to see the loan officer.

He says he is going to Europe on business for two
weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer
says the bank will need some kind of security for
such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new
Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the
bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees
to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An
employee drives the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000
and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan
officer says, "We are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are little puzzled. While you were
away, we checked you out and found that u are a
multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you
bother to borrow just $5,000?"

The Indian replied,"Where else in New York can I
park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

"Indians don't do different things but they do
things differently."

[crazy]

"Indians don't do different things but they do
things differently."

:P