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5th November 2014, 11:11 AM
#1651
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vElan: the cabbie/nun joke is really (really) good... just can't stop laughing!
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5th November 2014 11:11 AM
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6th November 2014, 06:41 AM
#1652
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RD
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
The professor said no.
Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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7th November 2014, 09:12 PM
#1653
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A new generation kid's twitter update..
"Internet was not working last night, spent time with family.
They seem to be nice people...."
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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10th November 2014, 07:04 PM
#1654
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Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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11th November 2014, 06:30 AM
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Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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13th November 2014, 07:07 PM
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Grandma eavesdropped on a young couple...
We've been together for 4mths now, says boy.. n what's d proof?
Girl says... ABCDEFG! What's that? asks boy...
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl..
Grandma's jealous.. ran home n asks Grandpa...
You still love me? What's the proof?
Of course I love you.. we've been together for 40yrs..
That's not enough.. Grandma says... I want to hear ABCDEFG...!
ok.. says Grandpa.. ABCDEFGHIJK..!
Elaborate... says Grandma..
Grandpa says.. I love you cos you're... Amazing, Beautiful, Cute, Dynamic, Elegant, Fantastic, Good, Honest....
Grandma was beaming, smiling from ear to ear n blushing... n whats IJK?
Grandpa says... I'm Just Kidding....
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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14th November 2014, 08:46 AM
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Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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18th November 2014, 06:08 AM
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18th November 2014, 06:16 PM
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1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' I put 'DOCTOR'.
11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
16 You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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19th November 2014, 05:55 PM
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Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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