A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.

Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now, learn to pay attention."

nov.. this is disgusting

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A boy found a lamp in an attic and rubbed it. As expected a genie appeared.

Genie: What do you want?

Boy: A very beautiful girl.

Genie: OK, if you are a Hindu, I'll give you Priya Anand

If you are a Muslim, I'll give you Nazriya

If you are a Christian, I'll give you Samantha

If you are a Punjabi, I'll give you Kajal Agarwal

What's your name?

Boy: My name is Vijay Abdul Fernandes Singh.

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It was the first day of a school in the USA & a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade classroom...

The teacher said: Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?

He saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar who had his hand up & said: Patrick Henry, 1775!

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish 'from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar: Abraham Lincoln, 1863!

The teacher snapped at the class: Class! You should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.
She heard a loud whisper: F*** the Indians!

'Who said that?', she demanded.

Chandrasekhar: General Custer, 1862.

At that point, a student in the back said: I'm gonna puke!

The teacher glares around & asks: All right! Now, who said that?

Again, Chandrasekhar says: George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.

Now furious, another student yells from the back of the class: Oh yeah? Suck this!

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand & shouts to the teacher: Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said: You little shit! If you say anything more, I'll kill you!

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice: Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said: Oh shit, we're screwed!

And Chandrasekhar said quietly: I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008.

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Great lines by K.V. Ramachandran:
"Change cannot be given to you everytime. You must bring the change."

Who is K.V. Ramachandran?
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He is the great bus conductor. Now read his lines once again.

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Doctor gets a phone call.

My husband just swallowed the aspirins by mistake, what shall I do?

Doctor : Give him a headache now, what else?