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13th March 2015, 07:28 AM
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Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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13th March 2015 07:28 AM
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16th March 2015, 08:58 AM
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21st March 2015, 07:20 AM
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A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read: 'KING's ASS WON'
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"
The king fainted. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"
The queen fainted. The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.
The Next Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD"
The king died... !!
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25th March 2015, 07:05 AM
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A drunken & totally naked woman jumped into a taxi at Park Beach Plaza in Coffs Harbour, Australia. The Indian driver shook his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the taxi.
"What are you staring at Luv, haven't you ever seen a woman with no clothes on before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from..."
"Well, if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking and thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me?"
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27th March 2015, 07:37 AM
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30th March 2015, 09:20 AM
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3rd April 2015, 05:52 PM
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A man asked Vijaya Kanth, why Narendra Modi goes walking in the evening and not in the morning.
Vijaya Kanth replied, ''Thambi, Modi is PM not AM."
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6th April 2015, 08:32 AM
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A Suspicious wife calls her husband : Where are you?
Husband : At home love.
Wife: Are you sure?
Husband: Yes.
Wife : Turn on the blender
Husband : (turns blender on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day...
Suspicious Wife: Where are you?
Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure?
Husband : Yes.
Wife: Turn on the blender.
Husband: (turns blender on) Rrreeereeeereeee...
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the wife decides to go home without notice, and finds her son alone and she asked him, "Son where is your father?"
Son: "I do not know, he went out with the blender...
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8th April 2015, 07:37 PM
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What is difference between poison and alcohol?
If you drink alcohol, you will dance around people. If you drink poison, peoplewill dance around you.
Why is it called alcohol?
Because aalukku aal enjoy it.
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10th April 2015, 06:53 AM
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TEACHER: If you cannot make people understand what you are saying, you are stupid!
STUDENT: Sorry sir, I don't understand.
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