A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

[Lambretta]

ایڈورٹائزنگ پروگرام ایڈورٹائزنکیری کرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو پروگرام ایڈورٹائزنگ پروگرام!!

ذڈدخغعقر یسٹ ور وسط انڈیا اس تھےمکیکرکیری کرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو بیسٹ تو کیا جانے پاکستانی.......مکیکرری کرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو


میکلووٹ پی لو کیا گورّ رےمکیکرککرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو میکلوودے!! ذرا تیری صورت تو!!

منںگکقعظطوودے تیری جینٹ پی لو مکیکرکرکیری کرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو

کیا گورّ رے میکلوودے!! ذرا تیری صورت تو دیکھ کیا گند نخرے کررہ

پوری تصویمکیکچ کرکری کیا بولو ر دیکھیں!! :P


اررے میککمکیکرریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو ولا ہے کیا~!

نہ ہے شرممکیکرکرکیری کرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو ہ ہے دماگ!

خ مکیکرکرکیری کرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو

ا مکیکرکرکیری کرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو کو کون کیا بولے!

[Dinesh84]

ایڈورٹائزنگ پروگرام ایڈورٹائزنکیری کرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو پروگرام ایڈورٹائزنگ پروگرام!!

ذڈدخغعقر یسٹ ور وسط انڈیا اس تھےمکیکرکیری کرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو بیسٹ تو کیا جانے پاکستانی.......مکیکرری کرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو


میکلووٹ پی لو کیا گورّ رےمکیکرککرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو میکلوودے!! ذرا تیری صورت تو!!

منںگکقعظطوودے تیری جینٹ پی لو مکیکرکرکیری کرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو

کیا گورّ رے میکلوودے!! ذرا تیری صورت تو دیکھ کیا گند نخرے کررہ

پوری تصویمکیکچ کرکری کیا بولو ر دیکھیں!! :P


اررے میککمکیکرریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو ولا ہے کیا~!

نہ ہے شرممکیکرکرکیری کرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو ہ ہے دماگ!

خ مکیکرکرکیری کرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو

ا مکیکرکرکیری کرکریر میچ کرکری کیا بولو کو کون کیا بولے!

[Sarna]

[Lambretta]

Puriyla' la?

So, neengellorum matrum tamizh la' inga etho post pannitE iruntha, tamizh adiyOda padikavarAthavanga nelamaiyum ibbidi thAn irukum!!


Ippa purinjitha??!

So, I would suggest we all henceforth post only jokes in English plse.

[ilayapuyalvinodh_kumar]

the best thread in this hub.

[NOV]

A Shepherd was tending his sheep when a man came along and stared chatting to him. “Excuse me, but how far do your sheep walk each day?” asked the man. “Do you mean the white ones or the black ones?” asked the shepherd. “Oh the white ones,” replied the man, -- “about four kilometres a day”-- “and the black ones?” “oh about four kilometres a day,” replied the shepherd.

The man asked again, “how much do they eat each day?” – “Do you mean the white ones or the black ones?” – “The white ones,” – “about 3 kilos of grass,” – “and the black ones?” – “oh about 3 kilos too,” The man was getting rather mystified. “And how much wool do you get from them?” – Do you mean the white ones or the black ones?” – “Let’s take the white ones first,” – “about 2 measures a year,” – “And the black ones?” – “Oh about two measures a year.”

At this point the man lost patience…”Here I am asking you questions about your sheep and every time you make me ask separately about the white and black, ones only to give me the same answer for both. Is there any difference at all?” “Of course there is sir,” said the shepherd with a knowing smile. “the white sheep are mine!” “And the black ones?” asked the man curiously. “Oh, they’re mine too,” replied the shepherd.

[ilayapuyalvinodh_kumar]

''o'' podu

[ilayapuyalvinodh_kumar]

No offence to any females. Just an sms.

Boy : U r so beautiful..
Girl : Thanks...
Boy : But ur sister is more beautiful than you...
Girl : Naayae naayae... ( scolds '' dog dog '' )
Boy : Athu unga rendu paera vida sooper...

[NOV]

India holds a certain sense of mystery for the White World . Read on to find how curious foreigners are about India and its ways or rather read on to find out how dumb and ignorant they are about our beautiful country.

This was taken from a tourism blog where people could post queries if they were planning on making a trip to India.

The answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who demonstrate tolerance and excellent sense of humor.

Q : Does it ever get windy in India ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q : Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only three thousand kms, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in India? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATMs India ? Can you send me a list of them in Delhi , Chennai, Calcutta and Bangalore?(UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in India ? ( USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe . In-di-a is that big triangle in the middle of the Pacific & Indian Ocean which does not.. oh forget it. ...... Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Goa . Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in India ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into India ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Indiana Pacers matches schedule? ( France )
A: Indiana is a state in the Unites States of...oh forget it. Sure, the Indiana Pacers matches are played every Tues day night in Goa , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Can I wear high heels in India ? ( UK )
A: You're a British politician, right?

Q: Are there supermarkets in Bangalore , and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

Q: Do you have perfume in India ? ( France )
A: No, WE don't stink in India.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in India ? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather in India.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in India ? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn to first speak properly.

Q: Can I see Taj Mahal anytime? (Italy)
A: As long as you are not blind, you can see it anytime day and night.

Q: Do you have Toilet paper? (USA)
A: No, we use sand paper but we have different grades for you to chose.

[NOV]

A chili and a tomato were racing. The tomato was falling behind and this was what the chili said to the tomato.
Hey Tomato, Ketch-up!