A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

**NOV** · 21st July 2010, 06:12 PM

Sometimes... when you cry....no one sees your tears...
Sometimes... when you are worried.....no one sees your pain....
Sometimes... when you are happy....... no one sees your smile....
But....break wind just one time....... everybody seems to notice you......

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**ilayapuyalvinodh_kumar** · 21st July 2010, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by NOV

A chili and a tomato were racing. The tomato was falling behind and this was what the chili said to the tomato.
Hey Tomato, Ketch-up!

**ilayapuyalvinodh_kumar** · 21st July 2010, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by NOV

Sometimes... when you cry....no one sees your tears...
Sometimes... when you are worried.....no one sees your pain....
Sometimes... when you are happy....... no one sees your smile....
But....break wind just one time....... everybody seems to notice you......

Man says: Sorry, i'm a silent braker..

**ilayapuyalvinodh_kumar** · 21st July 2010, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by NOV

~ Q: Which direction is North in India ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

~ Q: Do you have Toilet paper? (USA)
A: No, we use sand paper but we have different grades for you to choose.

~ Q: Please send a list of all doctors in India who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Indian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

~ Q: Which direction is North in India ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

~ Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in India? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

~ Q : Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking

**ilayapuyalvinodh_kumar** · 22nd July 2010, 09:56 PM

Yankees Sign Iraqi Hurler Shoe-throwing Tight-hander Impresses Scouts

In their latest bid to beef up their pitching rotation for the 2009 season, the New York Yankees today signed Iraqi journalist Muntadar al-Zeidi to a three-year deal worth $32 million.

The right-handed al-Zeidi, 28, impressed the Yankees scouts with his performance in Baghdad yesterday when he threw both of his shoes at President George W. Bush.

While neither of the shoes hit their target, both throws "had great velocity and good movement," said Yankee co-owner Hank Steinbrenner. "The first shoe was high and outside but the second one was right down the middle," Mr. Steinbrenner said.

The Yankees' boss said that he was also impressed with Mr. al-Zeidi's fighting spirit when Secret Service agents tackled him. "That could come in handy when we have a series with Boston," he said.

**ilayapuyalvinodh_kumar** · 22nd July 2010, 10:23 PM

Real incident :

I once got an especially helpful reply to a question I asked on Microsoft's on-line tech support service. I wrote back to thank them for a complete and concise reply, and said how much I appreciated it.

The next day I had a response:

"We are looking into the problem and will contact you with a solution as soon as possible."

**Lambretta** · 23rd July 2010, 09:08 AM

They must b really overworked...!

**ilayapuyalvinodh_kumar** · 27th July 2010, 07:55 PM

1) Where would snowmen of Greenland go to dance ?

2) What type of stories do the boat owners and their families read ??

3) Which is the strongest bird in this world ?

4) What is the best hand to use when writing a love letter ?

5) What has a hump and is found at the North Pole ??

**ilayapuyalvinodh_kumar** · 28th July 2010, 12:27 AM

Cha.. So many number of views but none attempting the answers. Here i go with the answers -

1) Where would snowmen of Greenland go to dance ?

A : Snowball

2) What type of stories do the boat owners and their families read ??

A : " Ferry " Tales

3) Which is the strongest bird in this world ?

A : Crane

4) What is the best hand to use when writing a love letter ?

A : Neither ! A pen is the best solution.

5) What has a hump and is found at the North Pole ??

A : A Camel that lost it's way :P

Courtesy: '' The Hindu ''

**Dinesh84** · 4th August 2010, 02:17 PM

An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out.
American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer.
Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer.
Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer.
Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.