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    Ways to recognise a doctor in hospital.....

    1. girl with apron pockets full of garbage.. restless, irritable, waddling gate.... shouting on phone... A GYNAECOLOGIST

    2. steth in neck, hump at back, or sometimes belly try to come out of shirt, silent, tired walk with masked facial appearance..... no response to stimuli to smile... A
    MEDICAL DOCTOR

    3. snoozing on chair... but loud voice... few abuses...dominating personality.. like DON of the hospital, everybody talk to him politely including Dean or Medical
    superintendent .. A SURGEON

    4. brisk gait, white paste on pant and boots.... loud voice...lots of attitude... talking of self... arrogant, under influence an ORTHOPEDICIAN

    5. neeras attitude... tired body... always frustrated, response to stimuli... red stetho... A PEDIATRICIAN

    6. Mostly female. ...gossiping...always eating something. ..shouting on someone ANAESTHETIST

    7. Calm, neatly dressed, rarely seen by patients, blurring of vision - RADIOLOGIST

    8. In dirty white coat, confused, always in hurry, everybody shouting on him/ her including sister/ Mama :INTERN

    9. Cool, calm, polite, smart, soft spoken with always a smile on face..sweet by nature.....These types of doctors only seen in toothpaste ads
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    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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    Height of....

    1.LAZINESS--Asking lift for morning walk
    2.CRAZINESS--Getting blank paper xerox.
    3.HONESTY--Pregnant women buying 2 tickets.
    4.DEHYDRATION-- Cow giving milk powder.
    5.FASHION--Lungi with a Zip.
    6.HOPE--A 99 year Old lady purchasing a life time Sim card.....!!!!!!
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    In 2007, Anthony Miller tried to rob a bank in Pennsylvania , using an unloaded BB gun. He kept asking the teller if they had called the police and how long for the police to arrive.

    He loitered around until the police arrived and did not put up a fight, telling them he wanted to be caught.

    His reason? He wanted to get away from his overbearing and controlling wife, happily prefering jail then staying with his wife.

    After the arrest, Miller's defense attorney supported him, 'After just 20 minutes in her presence, I was ready for jail too.'
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