A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

**NOV** · 17th February 2015, 05:36 PM

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**NOV** · 18th February 2015, 09:20 AM

**NOV** · 20th February 2015, 08:18 AM

One Engineer could not find a job so he opened a clinic and puts a board outside.. get treatment for $300... if not treated get back $1,000!

A Doctor sees this and thinks that this was a good opportunity to earn $1,000.

Doctor : I have lost my taste in eating!

Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.

Patient (Doctor) : This is Petrol!

Engineer : Congrats.. you got your taste back ..give me $300!

Doctor is annoyed and goes back after some days to recover his money.
Doctor : I have lost my memory, and cannot remember anything.

Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.

Doctor : But isn' this for taste?

Engineer : Congrats. you got your memory back.. give my fees $300.

Doctor goes back angrily and comes back after some days.
Doctor : My eyesight has become weak.

Engineer : Well I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000.

Doctor : But this is a $500 note.

Engineer : Congrats .. you got back your eyesight .. give my fees $300!

Doctor shocks...Engineer Rocks..!!!

**NOV** · 24th February 2015, 08:41 AM

**NOV** · 2nd March 2015, 10:03 AM

**NOV** · 8th March 2015, 06:43 AM

An Indian lady decided to celebrate Women's Day by going to a bar. As this was her first time, she didn't want to sit at the tables alone and decided to sit at the bar counter.

Not knowing how to order, she started observing the people around her.

The bartender came to take the orders. The man on her left said, "Jack Daniels, single."

The man on the other side said, "Johnny Walker, single."

The bartender looked at the lady and asked, "and you?"

The lady replied: "Meenachi Sokkalingam, married."

**NOV** · 9th March 2015, 06:48 AM

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children!"
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~By Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffe r..ing!
~By Jay Leno

**aanaa** · 10th March 2015, 03:55 AM

Originally Posted by NOV

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children!"
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~By Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffe r..ing!
~By Jay Leno

ஏன் இவ்வளவு தாபம் ..

**NOV** · 10th March 2015, 07:34 AM

**NOV** · 12th March 2015, 05:59 PM

A man died and went to heaven..God was surprised to see his heart was still beating..

God asked him, how come?

The man replied ; I'm dead but my wife still lives in my heart..

The man was sent to Hell for over acting..