A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

**MADDY** · 25th July 2008, 08:48 AM

Speaking parrot:

once a lady and her daughter were so impressed by a parrot on sale in an exhibition that they wanted to buy it at any cost....but the salesman warned that the parrot was acquired from a prostitution centre and might speak bad words.........woman and daughter threw that advice out of window and took the parrot home......they tried speaking to it but parrot would reply in bad words only..........the lady's son arrives home, parrot abuses him too with words..........they were a bit unhappy abt this parrot......then the lady's husband walks in , parrot exclaims "hi john, long time-aa?"

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**NOV** · 25th July 2008, 08:51 AM

Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

**NOV** · 25th July 2008, 08:51 AM

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.

**NOV** · 25th July 2008, 08:52 AM

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you
continue to do so for the rest of your life!

**NOV** · 25th July 2008, 08:53 AM

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

**Thalafanz** · 25th July 2008, 08:56 AM

NOV bro

**Sanguine Sridhar** · 25th July 2008, 11:45 AM

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?'

The husband laughs and says: 'An Italian girl !!!' The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: 'So, honey, how was the trip?'

'Very good, thank you.' 'And, what happened to my present?'

'Which present?' She asked.

'The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!'

'Oh, that' she said 'Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!'

Moral of the Story: Requirements should be explicit.

**sarna_blr** · 25th July 2008, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by Sanguine Sridhar

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?'

The husband laughs and says: 'An Italian girl !!!' The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: 'So, honey, how was the trip?'

'Very good, thank you.' 'And, what happened to my present?'

'Which present?' She asked.

'The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!'

'Oh, that' she said 'Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!'

Moral of the Story: Requirements should be explicit.

Culture

**Wibha** · 25th July 2008, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by Sanguine Sridhar

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?'

The husband laughs and says: 'An Italian girl !!!' The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: 'So, honey, how was the trip?'

'Very good, thank you.' 'And, what happened to my present?'

'Which present?' She asked.

'The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!'

'Oh, that' she said 'Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!'

Moral of the Story: Requirements should be explicit.

Ultimate

**sarna_blr** · 25th July 2008, 01:55 PM

T. Rajendar was deeply in love with a English girl,
whom he wanted to marry,but he did not have the
courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to
write a letter to her.

THIS IS WHAT HE WROTE......

My Darling,
Most worthy of your estimation,
after a long consideration
and much meditation,
I have a strong inclination
to become your relation.

As to my educational qualification,
it is no exaggeration or fabrication,
that I have passed my matriculation,
no doubt without any hesitation
and very little concentrated preparation.

What you say to the solemnization
of our marriage celebration
according to the population
of the present generation..

On your approbation
of this application,
I shall make preparation
to improve my situation,
and if such obligation
is worthy of consideration
and commiseration,
it will be an augmentation
of the joy and exultation
of our joint dissimulation.

Thanking you in anticipation
and with devotion.
I remain, A victim of your fascination.

Forever
Your Lover

SHE WROTE :

Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

Congratulation for your lengthy narration
of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation
for a combination which on examination
I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
what about my graduation after a long botheration,
so improve situation in education
and make an application by acquisition
of post graduation and minimum qualification
for the convocation and before taking your photo for
circulation undergo beautification.
Further strict observation of the following conditions is the
regulation for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my
connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a
victim of any fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
In anticipation of a solid action
instead of continuation of paper conversation.

I Remain,
Unaffected by your affection.