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19th September 2008, 09:48 AM
#691
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What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
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19th September 2008 09:48 AM
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19th September 2008, 09:49 AM
#692
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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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19th September 2008, 09:50 AM
#693
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Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter.
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19th September 2008, 09:50 AM
#694
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There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads "We may never piss this way again."
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19th September 2008, 09:52 AM
#695
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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19th September 2008, 09:53 AM
#696
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Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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19th September 2008, 09:55 AM
#697
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Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it to 6000. So when would you like to start?
Santa: In 3 months.
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19th September 2008, 09:55 AM
#698
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Pilot asking permission to land said, "Guess who?"
Controller switches the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"
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20th September 2008, 01:30 AM
#699
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A donkey kicked sardarjee 
He chased it for long and on his way he saw a zebra and started beating it
"arae...track suit pahenkar hamein dhokka dhe rahae ho"
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20th September 2008, 10:00 PM
#700
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Why do Bride & Groom exchange Malai during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !
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