Song Satires

[NOV]

Let us use this thread for writing funny lyrics to existing songs. We have heard many of these going round the net, which I think began with the satire on Naan autokaaran.

Let your creative juices flow....

[NOV]

Here is one I picked up from a forwarded email.
ANyone wants to guess the original?
hehehehe


Cell Pesum vaarthai purivathillai

Kaathirunthal message varuvathillai

Oru murai anuppi maru murai anuppa naan onrum kirukkan illai....

ennakku bill katta vazhiumillai...

girl friend irunthum sms anuppa network coverage kedaipathillai.....

customer carekku call panna badhil onnurme kedaippathillai....

orumurai than nan call seithal...

varukindra bill aval arivathillai....

irravinulum thinam pagalinilum....

karai kindra balance therivathillai

[Thiru]

I remember an old one.... my sis used to do this in her college back in the 80s.... may be someone can correct the errors in this..


naan oru makku vadi kattina makku
edhum puriyavillai inga maths-um theriyavillai
logbook irundhum calci irundhum eNNa theriyavilla
adhai panna theriyaville...

...........

sin ariyen cos ariyen trigonometry naan ariyen
square ariyen cube ariyen algebravai naan ariyen
....
methods-i vittu putta adhil oru kashtam illai
open book irukkarappo namakkoru problem illai
ennamo questions ennanammo formulas
thalaiyai aattum puriyaadha students
.....
tan theta enbadhu cot theta enbathum enga tharaiyile eralai pa...

[curryleaf]

I'm a lankan.. and when we were there for couple of years before the civil war got nasty in the late 80's...my cousin would sing this song in place of "naan oru sinthu"

goes like..

"naan oru sentry, kaval sentry... eelam kidaikavillai.. thamizh eelam kidaikavillai... AK-yilirunthum, bomber-il irunthum thaakka theriyavillai... athai sollithara yaarum illai"

[hehehewalrus]

Thiru,

[madhu]

engeyO padithadhu...

kadavul studentaga pirakka vendum
avan kalgalile karuppu bootsai maatta vendum
NCC camplinile poda vendum
avan engal nilai enna enru unara vendum

avanai azhaithu vandhu
paradeil nadakka vittu
podadA left right enru
poda vaithu parthiruppen
azhuvan thudithiduvan
salute adithadhu podhum enban
paavi avan NCCyai
padaikkamal irundhiruppan

[NOV]

Naanum ROTFL. Great stuff guys.

Can anyone post that autokaran song satire here pls?

[Thiru]

Nov, here it is... ofcourse suttified from some website.. .

Naan software-kaaran software-kaaran
naalum therinja pc-kaaran
mainframe-la COBOL-kaaran
internet-la java-kaaran
cut and pastu velaikkaaran
logic ulla moolaikkaaranda
naan yeppavumae
body-shopping oravukkaaranda

Y2K-nna ajakkuththan,Y2K-nna gumukkuththan
Y2K-nna ajakkuththan,Y2K-nna gumukkuththan

(naan)

Project perusaachchu,code-um perusaachchu
bug-ga yedhirpaarththu paadhi vayasaachchu
review padapadakkum naeraththilae
Email window-vin oraththilae

Naan H1-la ilavasamaa poaraemmaa
un pillaikkoru B1 vaangi thaaraemma
nambi vandhu paaru,idhu namma softuwaru
microsoftu product,windows-unnu paeru

naan softwarekaaran softwarekaaran

backend-ula DB-kaaran
frontend-ula VB-kaaran
OS-ula NT-kaaran
microsoftu mouse-ukkaarandaa
naan internet-il
TCP/IP -kaarandaa

Y2K-nna ajakkuththan,Y2K-nna gumukkuththan
Y2K-nna ajakkuththan,Y2K-nna gumukkuththan

(naan)

ISO audit-i aabaththil vida maattaen
CMM level 4-i maattaennu solla maattaen
appappoe boreadichchaa hotmail u
access line-u ellaam dedicated

Y2K-nna ajakkuththan,Y2K-nna gumukkuththan
Y2K-nna ajakkuththan,Y2K-nna gumukkuththan


(naan)

[NOV]

Thanks Thiru.

Guess there are many more; we just need to reck our brains.

[Roshan]

haha the 'software kaaran' was really funny

I have heard something like this but cant remember the full version.

thEsiganE thEsiganE
thayir vadai thEsiganE
chinna chinnathaai thayir vadaigaL
chuttutharum thEsiganE ..