Meaningless Script for Creative 23 yr olds to shoot.

[Surya]

Meaningless Script for Creative 23 yr olds to shoot.

Disclaimer:
Do not read this if you expect any sort of logical explanation for what is going on in here. And if you don’t know French, Don’t worry, translations will be provided! This movie will be shot by me and a few of my friends.

Note: Moses is a man of importance in the Jew Religion. Judaism. Hitler Jews, make the connection.

Cast: (Actors)
Hitler – Spenser (The Blonde One)
The Pope – Scott
Random Mexican – The Other Spenser
Jesus – Josh
Gandhi – Surya with a bald wig.
Moses - Conlon aka C-Man.

Concept: Josh S. & Surya K.
Creative Head: Surya K.
Produced by: (What production? There was no money involved.)
Directed by: Josh S. & Surya K.
Graphics: Scott C.
Dialogues: Surya K.

Opening Scene:
A bar after hours. There are 2 Guys playing Bullshit on a desk.

Hitler: Ace!

The Pope: Two!

Hitler: Three!

The Pope: Four!

Hitler: Bullshit!!!

The Pope: Read’em and weep cousin!

Hitler: Aww man!!

There is knock on the door. Hitler walks over to the door to try and open it. He opens the door and is sent flying cross the bar with a kick. Hitler falls over a chair and get up. A bald head is seen shining at the door.

The Pope: Tu est Appu dans la Simpsons!! (Translation: U r Appu form the Simpsons!!)

Baldman @ the door: Ta mere est Appu! (Ur mom is Deepak Appu from the Simpsons!)

Hitler tackles down the bald man to the ground.

Hitler: Well Mr.Appu I am the man of inevitability!!

Baldman: J’appelle……Gandhi!! (My name is …….Gandhi)

Gandhi jumps up and jams Hitler against the ceiling of the bar, and lands back on his feet. Hitler lands back on his face. He is shaken. He tries to get up. The pope runs into the bathroom. Gandhi stands there looking @ Adolf Hitler. The Pope pulls out his cell phone and makes a phone call. After a ring there is an answer.

Person on the other line: Halleluya?

The Pope: He’s here!! He’s here!! He’s actually here!!

The person on the other line hangs up. So does The Pope. The door to the bathroom flies open. Gandhi is on the other side, with Hitler in a headlock. Hitler has passed out. Gandhi drops Hitler, and Hitler again falls on his face. Gandhi pulls out a 10mm Semi Automatic, Stainless Steel Berretta which has the word “Ahimsa” carved on it. He points it @ The Pope. Someone else enters the room. Gandhi turns to look @ him. It’s Jesus. Jesus is armed with a Brand new AK-47, and a Bazooka hangs over his Shoulders.

Jesus: Let him go Appu!!

Gandhi is Furious. Jesus and Gandhi stand it off. Their fingers slowly brushing the butts of the guns inside their Holsters.

Hitler: STOP!! STOP THE VIOLENCE!!!

Hitler is on his knees.

Hitler: STOP THE DAMN VIOLENCE!!!

Suddenly a random Mexican rushes into the room and starts shanking Hitler with a butterfly knife.

Random Mexican: Shut the fu*k up ese!! I wanna see this homes!!

Gandhi and Jesus open fire on the Mexican, the Mexican coughs up blood and falls to the ground. Suddenly the realize that they are for once on the same team.

(Mustaffa Mustaffa Don’t worry Mustaffa, Kalam num thozhan Mustaffa) Starts playing in the background. They drop their guns and give each other a huge bear hug. Hitler is coughing and screaming for an ambulance. The pope is passed out in the bathroom. Jesus and Gandhi join hands and walk into the sunset with Moses trying to burn Hitler alive.


The End.


So watz up?

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