Vaazhappala Kaamedy Kalagam HO: NiRuvanar VaLLal Goundamani

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Candidate #1:
Name: Mr Pazhanichamy
Qualification: H/O Thirumathi Pazhanichamy.
Key Achievements: Educating his village by marrying a teacher.
Leadership Characteristics
*The path breaking vision in identifying an innovative solution to the problem of ignorance among his village masses,
*Determination to work through obstacles to implement the vision.
* Peerless Sacrifice - leading a celibate** life until his vision is achieved. ipdi oru thyAgaththai indhiavulEyE, En WorldulEyE paNNina orE thalaivar ivar dhAmpA!

thErthal vAkkuRudhis
* All female teachers(including Kovai SaraLA) assured of marriage with eligible bachelors
*Monthly supply of Viagra tablets to every household
* Bachelors marrying teachers given monthly dole of Rs 5000

Slogan
<SMI or Honestraj or Groucho will select this for aNNan Pazhanichamy>

** Ofcourse, convenient dreams and drug-induced song sequencesla pirichu mEinjuttAr. But appO kUda last minute-la strategic withdrawal paNNi virginity maindai paNNinadhai pArAtti dhAnE AgaNum?