Vaazhappala Kaamedy Kalagam HO: NiRuvanar VaLLal Goundamani

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Goundamani snubs leading channel

An old proverb in Tamil says that “Maadu Ilaichalum Kombu Ilaikkadhu”, which when translated into English would mean that ‘even if the bull gets weaker, its horns remain as strong as ever’. This appears to be the case with ace comedian Goundamani, who ruled the roost in Tamil films for close to three decades from the eighties.

Recently hospitalized for treatment of a heart-related ailment, Goundamani is said to be recuperating at his residence. From time to time, Goundamani used to call his journalist friends to his house and wean away time chatting merrily with them. Such informal interactions would, however, come with a rider that not a single world of what is uttered during the interaction would figure in the print media.

He is also reportedly very averse to giving any interview to the print and television media. Despite his indisputable status at the leading comedian for so many years, none of the magazines and television channels was able to get a formal interview from the comedian-par-excellence. A leading vernacular TV channel, meanwhile, tried to get Goundamani interviewed so that the programme could be aired on the eve of Tamil New Year.

As he usually does, Goundamani steadfastly refused any interviews. In his typical characteristic satirical ways, Gounder is said to have shot back that when the channel was raking in lots of money by repeatedly airing comedy sequences from his innumerable number of films, there was no need for him to give an ‘exclusive’ interview.

When the ‘head’ of the channel got in touch with the ace comedian over phone later, Gounder again reiterated his stance when he reportedly said that he knew what he was talking about and with whom he was speaking to. This hasn’t gone down well with the channel’s administrators.

A couple of days after the incident, Goundamani casually remarked to a journalist friend of him that ‘he didn’t need the channel’s support for survival’ and that ‘they only needed his services (meaning sequences from his films)!’

He sure hit the nail on its head!

[hattori_hanzo]

Netthi Adi

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GoundamaNi composing a song in MSV style!

ஹா ஆ ஆ ஹீ ஹா
புத்தம் புது நந்தவனமே
பொங்கி வந்த அந்தப்புரமே
முத்தங்களில் மாலை பின்னலாம்

[HonestRaj]

Unaku nervous weakness jaasthiya eruku daily oru neropain injection potuka, enga kai ya kodu.... aaahhhhhh, oosiyellam poda mudiathu apdiye maruntha odachi vaayila oothiko....

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[SIZE=3][COLOR=#333333][FONT=lucida grande]Unaku nervous weakness jaasthiya eruku daily oru neropain injection potuka, enga kai ya kodu.... aaahhhhhh, oosiyellam poda mudiathu apdiye maruntha odachi vaayila oothiko....

Neurobion-num sollalaam The medication prescribed by Jackson Dhurai to Kattabomman

VPK - GM as Jackson

V: neer thaan jackson thorayO

G: yaara irundha nee othukkuve. Mister meesai .. romba lollu pesuriye

V: AaNavakkaranE, adakku un naavai. Naan thaan kattabomman

G: oh.. youvaar kattabomman ... innum village levellaye irukkeengalE da. Oru Kinnggu, Solomon, Alexander, neppoliyan, bonapaartu ippidi per vechchukkaama

V: Aattakaaran peyar koNda nee, en peyarai avamaanam seivathaa.. Kaalam thaazhthaamal sandhippin nOkkathai kooRu

G: you see mister kattai ... suthupatti.. aall mannars.. ellam namma rekamendesanla jeyicha pasanga.. aall giving kappams.. nee mattum periya union leader maadhiri law pesura..

V: Yedharku kodukka vENdum kishthi.. Vaanam Pozhigiradhu boomi viLaigirathu..

G: Ayyo... ivan romba pEsuraane

V: (Continues) Em kulap peNgalukku manjaL araithu paNi purinthaaya..

G: (Interrupts) maamanaa machaanaa .. Maanam kettavanE... idhellam sollala

V: Indha vasanam unakkeppadi theriyum

G: Indha padatha nee mattum yenna Germanla poyi thaniyaava paartha... nammooru kottayila naa modho aattam paarthiruppen.. nee rendavadhu aattam paarthiruppe. by tha by onna koottitu varacholli oru karibaldi thalayana anuppi vechane

V. Avan pudhisaali, en perumai therindhavan.. engaL pakkamE varavillai

G: ivan kaiyila maatti kanji aayirupaannu paatha .. sotta naayi.. escape aayittaanda.. Neenga kappam katalennalum paravaleengna .. andha monna naaya puthisaalinu solli enna romba insult pannitteengna

V: Nee eppadi sutri vandhaalum sari, mudivaaga solgirEn KEl. Kappam katta mudiyaathu.

G: ennayaa periya five staar hotel kattra rangekku pesura.. naalaki maarning varuven.. tontify rubees eduthu veyyi ... own mani illena ghaan kitta kadan vaangi veyyi

V: thudikkirathu meesai.. adakku adakku engirathu natpu naadi vandha uRavu

G: Meesa thannaala thudichaa romba dangerupa.. onakku nervos weakness irukkunu nenakkiren.. oru neurobion injection pOttukka.. On odambu irukkara sizukku onnu patthaathu.. oru ara litter baattila odachi appdiye kudichiru

V: Parangiyanin vaithiyam enakkuth thevai illai

G: appa reNdu idli Getti chatni vechi saapdu ..irubathanju rooba kodukka vazhi illa Ek dhum la vasanam pEsuraan.. romba panja paadu pola.. pozhigirathu vazhigirathunu namma kittaye dakalti kaatraan

V: Ennada sonnaai jaacksaa..

G: neenga pOyittu vangannu sonnen katta maaMOi.

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Money mukkiyam illa man. only job satisfaction thaan mukkiyam

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How to deal with distabans:

STEP 3:



Steps 1 and 2 here:

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A new device needed to be configured and the vendor had sent an engineer by name Sethuraman. My team member was discussing the configs with him, which are obviously confidential, in a kusukusu mode.

me: sethuraaman kitta ragasiyamaa

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A colleague by name Govindan joined recently. One day the house keeping had kept the Vaacuum cleaner by his side and went off. I noticed this while crossing him and told him:

vazhiyila endha naayO nerunji muLLa pOtturukku gOvindhO

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aaLaLukku oru podungappa. illayinnaa eppadi threadda vaLarkkuRadhu

When aNNan thread keeps moving, hub is happy

[P_R]

vazhiyila endha naayO nerunji muLLa pOtturukku gOvindhO

[littlemaster1982]

vazhiyila endha naayO nerunji muLLa pOtturukku gOvindhO

Idhu endha padatthula varum