Five year old boy, after watching a story of an Emperor on TV: "Mum, I also want 7 wives, one will cook for me, one will read for me, one will go for walk with me, one will sing for me,one can bathe me,...."

Mum smiled and said:"Then night time I don't have to accompany you to sleep!"

After some thought, son said: "Not possible, I still want to sleep with you mummy!"

"Then who will sleep with your 7 wives?"

"Let them sleep with daddy!"

Dads eyes fill up with tears of happiness:"My sweet son!"