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30th August 2008, 08:44 AM
#611
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A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:
"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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30th August 2008 08:44 AM
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30th August 2008, 08:45 AM
#612
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A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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30th August 2008, 08:45 AM
#613
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A wife with near maturing pregnan! Cy goes to railway station to return to her husband.
At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket.
Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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30th August 2008, 08:46 AM
#614
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A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".
The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"
The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "! You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:
"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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30th August 2008, 09:14 AM
#615
Senior Member
Senior Hubber
how to make a woman happy
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24.. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
VERY SIMPLE……
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30th August 2008, 11:38 AM
#616
Senior Member
Veteran Hubber
even in jokes...there should atleast be an ounce of truth
i'd like to see a man survive only on smiles....
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30th August 2008, 01:27 PM
#617
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Platinum Hubber
Originally Posted by
Querida
i'd like to see a man survive only on smiles....
small smile is author speak.... since this is a family site, padmanabha is not stating the obvious.
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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30th August 2008, 01:59 PM
#618
Senior Member
Senior Hubber
Originally Posted by
Querida
even in jokes...there should atleast be an ounce of truth
i'd like to see a man survive only on smiles....
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30th August 2008, 04:35 PM
#619
Senior Member
Senior Hubber
Originally Posted by
littlemaster1982
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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31st August 2008, 05:17 AM
#620
Seasoned Hubber
Originally Posted by
littlemaster1982
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
Originally Posted by
Querida
A man and his wife were having difficulties with their memory. A relative gave them the name of a doctor who was reputed to have great success in helping people with memory problems. They decided to go. A few weeks later they were chatting with a friend about this, and told him it was working.
The man said he was having problems with his memory also, and asked for the name of the doctor.
The husband said, "You'll have to help me here a little with my memory technique. Uh, let's see, a flower, long stem, uh, thorns....."
"Rose," the man guessed.
"That's it," the husband said, "Hey Rose, what's the name of that doctor?"
Originally Posted by
NOV
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."
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