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    HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA :

    Scenario 1 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on..
    That's MUMBAI..

    Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.. The first two get together and beat him up..
    That's DELHI.

    Scenario 3 : Two guys fighting and third guy comes from a nearby house annd says "don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else."
    That's BANGALORE..

    Scenario 4 : Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends..
    You are definitely in GOA...

    Scenario 5 : Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.. Now 50 guys are fighting..
    You are in PUNJAB.

    Scenario 6 : Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them..
    You are in BIHAR..

    Last Scenario: Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there
    That's KERALA.
    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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