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ADVENTURES OF AN UNFORTUNATE OPPICER &! #8211; PART VI

Professor: Narender! Next chapter nee seminar edukkuriya?
Narender: Yen ungalukku andhaa chapter puriyaliya?
Professor: Dei! Yegathaalam pesaathadaa! Wilson Friedman book ah padichi adutha chapter seminar edu!
Narender: Neengale local author book ah padichi thaana class edukkureenga! Naan mattum yen foreign author book ah padikkanum?
Professor: Indha subject romba kashtam! Purinjiko!
Narender: Indha subject romba kashtam! Athanaan puriya mattenguthu!
Professor: Idhulaa pass aanavanga rombaa kammi!
Narender: Yen? Neenga eduthathunaalaya?
Professor: Venaamda! Yen vayitherichala kottikkatha! Nallaave irukka maatta!
Narender: Yezhuvathu per vayitherichala kottikittu neengale nalla irukkumpothu unga oruthar vayitherichala kottikittu naan nallaa irukka mattana?
Professor: Yenda ippadi oora suthura?
Narender: City la irundhu 50 Km thalli college ah kattna oora suthikittu thaan varanum!
Professor: Un notes ah kaatra!
Narender: Purse la ippo sillara mattum thaan irukku! Notes ethuvum illa! Naan venumna ATM la poi konjam eduthukuttu vanthu kattatta?
Professor: Pona test la nee ezhuthuna answer ellame thappu!
Narender: Pona testukku naan absent aache?
Professor: Ivlov mattamaana student ah naan paathathe illa!
Narender: Naanum ivlov mattamaana…
Professor: Dei!
Narender: Subject ah paathathe illanu solla vanthen!
Professor: Pasanga ellaam groupaa…
Narender: Beer adikka koodathu nu sollreengala?
Professor: Dei!... Group ah padikkumpothu neeyum senthu padikkalaam illa?
Narender: Padicha parava illaye… Beer adichaa?!
Professor: Ponnungale indha kaalathula…
Narender: Beer adikkuraangala? Cha! Enakkum kashtamaa thaan irukku…
Professor: Sathamaa pesaathada! Veliya HOD irukkaru! Kettura poraaru!
Narender: HOD kettaa avarukkum oru peg ootha vendiyathuthaan!
Professor: Dei!... Naan un professor da!
Narender: Sorry sir! Firstu ungalukku! Appuram thaan HODku!
Professor: Dei!… Ponnungale indha kaalathula nallaa padikkuraangada!
Narender: Enna pannurathu… Kaalam kettu kedakku!
Professor: Namma class Anitha va paaruda!
Narender: Paakkura alavukku ava avlov nallaa illaye! Venumna ava pakkathula irukkura Aishwaryava pakkurane!
Professor: Dei!... Anitha evlov kashtappattu padikkuraa paaruda!
Narender: Kannadi pottaa ellam sariya podium!
Professor: Arrear vizhuntha ennadaa pannuva?
Narender: Re-evaluationukku apply pannuven!
Professor: Idhu epperpatta college theriyuma?
Narender: Ippo theriyum… Aana join pannurathukku munnadi theriyaathu! Therinjirunthaa naan join pannirukkave matten!
Professor: Manasu valikkuthu!
Narender: Enakku kaathu valikkuthu!
Professor: Ippadi pesurathukku unakku vekkamaa illa?
Narender: Vekkamaa illa! Aana tired ah irukku! Naalikki continue pannuvoma?!
Professor: Naan innikki class edukka porathu illa!
Narender: Yen ivlov neram pesunathula mug adicha notes maranthu pocha?!
Professor: Abdul Kalam porantha naaduda ithu!
Narender: Cha! Apperpattavar porantha athey naatla ungala maathiri sila perum porakkuraangale!
Professor: Ulagame oru naadaga meda…
Narender: Achacho!
Professor: Athula naam ellorum nadigargal…
Narender: Achacho achacho!
Professor: Appadinu Shakespeare solli irukkaaru da!
Narender: Athu kooda neenga sonnathillaya? Sonthamaa ennathaan solli irukkeenga?
Professor: (To the students) Dear students! Ivan inga irukkura varaikkum ennaala class edukka mudiyaathu! Naan poren!
//Beggar: Enna vaaiyya unakku?! Enna vaai?
Gounder: Thol vaaida! Paatha theriyala?
Beggar: Theriyuthuyaa! Unkooda irundhaa, ennakkum picha kedaikkaathuya! Pooya! Naan poren!
Gounder: Ov! Governmenttu job ah resign pannittu poraarraa ivarurov! (Censored)//

That was a small part of my flashback. The next day I was sitting with Rubini Priya in my cubicle and was discussing the project we were assigned to. We became cubicle mates.

Narender: Innikki oru mukkiyamaana mail varum! Vandha enkitta sollu!
Rubini Priya: Mukkiyamaana mail, mukkiyamillaatha mail ethu ethu nu eppadi therinjikkurathu?
Narender: From address la HRD irunthaale athu mukkiyamillaatha mail thaan!
//Vadivelu: Mela poi theva illaatha aaniyellaam pudungu po!
Ramesh Kanna: Thevayaana aani, thevayillaatha aaninu eppadi therinjikkurathu?
Vadivelu: Nee pudungurathu poorve thevayillaathathu thaan! Poi pudungu!
//
Rubini Priya: Appo nee enna panna pora?
Narender: Nethu veettukku oru vendaathava vanthu veruppethittaa! Orey tensan! Athaan konjam rest edukkuren!
Sometime later.
Rubini Priya: Hey oru mail vanthirukku!
Narender: Enna pottrukku? Padi…
Rubini Priya: ‘Are you certified?...’
Narender: ‘I don’t give a damn’nu solli shift+delete pannu!
Rubini Priya: Hey communicator la Bangalore TL status online aagiduchi!
Narender: Appo un status ah away pottuttu kelambu! Poi coffee kudikkalaam!
Rubini Priya: OK!
Narender: Ippo edhukku coffee mug ah edukkura?
Rubini Priya: Namma floor laye coffee machine irukke!
Narender: Oh! Appadingala!
Rubini Priya: Latte, espresso, cappuccino nu moonu button irukku!
Narender: Endha button azhuthanaalum orey liquid thaan varum!
Rubini Priya: Appo inga coffee kudikka venaamnu sollriya?
Narender: Uyir mela aasa irukka?
Rubini Priya: Irukku!
Narender: Appo en kooda FC vaa!