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    A Tamil lawyer defending a man in New York accused of burglary tried this creative defence:

    "My client, Kesevan, merely inserted his arm into the window and removed the wallet. His arm is not his total self, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."

    "Well put," the Judge replied.
    "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's Arm to 5 year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."

    The defendant, Kesevan, smiled.

    With his Lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. ...

    Don’t mess with a Tamil!
    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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