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  1. 12th September 2013, 07:12 AM #1471
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    Bill Gates once called his bank, "My cheque was returned with a remark: "Insufficient funds". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the bank?"
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    An elderly man remembers the good old days: “when I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single dollar, and I would bring back 5 bags of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese and 10 eggs. Nowadays that’s impossible – there are simply to many security cameras.
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    Latest marriage pronouncement:
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    Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed... My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc.
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    A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat.
    - So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself?
    - Yes.
    - Me too?
    - Of course.
    - And how much do you think I would cost?
    - 500 francs.
    - What?! Only 500 francs?!
    - Here you go - you've already started to negotiate.
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    Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.

    Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.

    Again next day, he says same thing - Today is a fine day.

    Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband :-
    Since last one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?

    Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,"I will leave you one fine day." I was just trying to remind you..
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    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew it.
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    HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR PHONE IS MADE IN CHINA
    1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging..
    2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, fire lighter, tubelight, etc.
    3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.
    4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.
    5. When an aeroplane passes by, it records "one missed call".
    6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected".
    7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says "One Bluetooth Device Found"...
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    HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR PHONE IS MADE IN CHINA
    1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging..
    2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, fire lighter, tubelight, etc.
    3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.
    4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.
    5. When an aeroplane passes by, it records "one missed call".
    6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected".
    7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says "One Bluetooth Device Found"...
    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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