A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA :

Scenario 1 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on..
That's MUMBAI..

Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.. The first two get together and beat him up..
That's DELHI.

Scenario 3 : Two guys fighting and third guy comes from a nearby house annd says "don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else."
That's BANGALORE..

Scenario 4 : Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer.. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends..
You are definitely in GOA...

Scenario 5 : Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.. Now 50 guys are fighting..
You are in PUNJAB.

Scenario 6 : Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them..
You are in BIHAR..

Last Scenario: Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there
That's KERALA.

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[mappi]

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIES OF INDIA :

Above Last Scenario : Two guys are fighting. It turns into a group fight quickly, when a group of stranger people join/support each guy and start fighting without knowing or asking the origin of the fight.
That's Chennai.

[NOV]

Wife: You used to shower me with gifts before marriage, but rarely now.

Me: Yes.

Wife: Why?

Me: Have you ever seen a fisherman giving worms to fish after catching them?

[NOV]

Whenever I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality.

And then I wait for the next bus.

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A man said to his wife, "You remind me of a hippo."

She yelled, "Are you calling me fat?"

"No, no!" I said, "It's just that you've got a huge mouth, but only got four teeth."

[NOV]

"You're a useless parent Raj."

"Says who?"

"Says Deva and Rani."

"Who the hell are Deva and Rani?"

"Your son and your daughter, Raj."

[NOV]

I walked up to a blonde girl in the pub last night and said, "Can you buy me a drink?"

"Hang on a minute," she laughed, "Shouldn't I be the one asking you?"

"Go on then." I smiled.

She said, "Can I buy you a drink?"

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"Why the hell are you staring at my head?" asked some guy in the pub last night.

I said, "I'm checking out the hair."

"But, I'm completely bald." he replied.

I said, "I'm talking about mine."

[NOV]

I saw an immigrant standing with a sign today that said, "I'm looking for Werk."

I went over to help him out and correct his spelling but apparently that's how you spell his brother's name.