A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

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A lady calls a dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction.

Dentist: Rs 850 Ma'm.

Lady: Rs 850!!! Too much! Don't you have anything cheaper?

Dentist: That's the normal charge, Ma'm.

Lady: What if you don't use any anaesthetic?

Dentist: That's unusual, ma'm but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400.

Lady : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anaesthetic?

Dentist: Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 150.

Lady: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn?

Dentist: It'll be good for the students but quite traumatic. And I can pay you Rs 200 for it.

Lady: Now you're talking! Ok, it's a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?

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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.

Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now, learn to pay attention."