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5. There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the funeral are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if it's a marriage baarat. So one of them asks jugnu Singh, "Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach raheho?"...comes the reply, "Haan ji ! Hai hi baat bade khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar “BRAIN” tumour se mara hai…Sardarji bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, 'How much should I pay to turn right?'

The Policeman was astonished and asked, 'Why are you asking like this?

Then Sardarji showed him the signboard, which was in the corner of the road - “Free Left Turn”