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[Mad Max]

We never had any misunderstanding as far as I remember. I am ALWAYS seeing you doing good! Why should I bother you when u r doing fine? Have got to go Take care

You too ma'am.

Just don't forget to say "hi" to this poor defenseless newbie hubber once in a while!

[Mad Max]

But I think the award should go to... MMC who literally destroyed many decent threads.

It is because of that we have this nice new forum. Everyone here (including the admins) admit that.

Shouldn't you thank me for that, Shekhar?

[Mad Max]

Whoo...too many Daffys in one page! I think I should go now!

[Shekhar]

Mad Max,

No I wasnot referring to you. I was referring to the real MMC.
New Forum.. Sure it is lovely. But old hub gave some great threads throwing lots of light on life... and some great hubbers.
I think content is the soul of the hub. It is like a nicely deckedup girl. Tell me what is important.. what she is wearing or what she is?

[Shekhar]

Now for the next award...
This award is a personal award (other hubbers are welcome to give similar awards)
The award is called "Shekhar basher" to the hubber who spewed fury at me...
The nominees are..
Mrs. Pavalamani Pragasam..who took my joke seriously and came out with such venom and vocabulary. (fortunately nobody understood what she said )..
Shakti..(I think now Shaktiprabha) ..who almost called me (and all husbands) eunuch for not supporting the wife in a feud between MIL and DIL..
UKW ...who bashed me left, right and centre, when I said if get to kiss Sharon Stone, I wouldn't kiss her on her forehead.
and Cindy...when I let the 'Most intelligent female hubber award' lapse..

And the award goes to .... the laudably daring... UKW

[nirosha sen]

True, you had a lot of side-splitting comments and the real vulgarity that was just too much to stomache, Pa!! That's one reason, I couldn't put in two words in without being fearful!!

It was a real lion's den out there, then!! Now, we have Mods as referees!! Not speaking out turn but nevertheless one is still able to be articulate but with guarded diplomacy; the angst notwithstanding!!

[Mad Max]

True, you had a lot of side-splitting comments and the real vulgarity that was just too much to stomache, Pa!! That's one reason, I couldn't put in two words in without being fearful!!

That leads to the next award:

The most feared hubber is ......

[Mad Max]

:mrgreen

And the award goes to .... the laudably daring... UIKW

Ice..Ice... Romba Ice vekkireenga UKW madamukku!

Neenga enna ice vechaalum, UKW madam-kku naan thaan chella pillai! neengallaam appuram thaan!

[a.ratchasi]

... because as I have said earlier you girls don't have that much quantum of grey cells required to sift them..

Wow, Shekhar, that's a string of big words, you know!
From whom did you plagarise it from?

Frankly, it sounds out of context.

I believe the actual phrase should be "men don't have that much quantum of grey cells"

[Bad Boy]

No Querida... you would have so many entries to consider that you would simply give up ... because as I have said earlier you girls don't have that much quantum of grey cells required to sift them..

NOT TRUE. Even though I am a guy, I have to correct this false notion.

Read this excerpt from a recent NY Times article:

Overall size aside, some evidence suggests that female brains are relatively more endowed with gray matter - the prized neurons thought to do the bulk of the brain's thinking - while men's brains are packed with more white matter, the tissue between neurons.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/24/science/24women.html

Women don't make intensive use of their gray matter but men do. Yes, it is true. BB is of course always an exception, what can I do?