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22nd May 2008, 02:13 AM
#301
Originally Posted by
MADDY
Anoushka enna aachu
i think someone hacked her ID..
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22nd May 2008 02:13 AM
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22nd May 2008, 02:31 AM
#302
Senior Member
Veteran Hubber
The moment will arrive when you are comfortable with who you are, and what you are--when you don't feel the need to apologize for anything or to deny anything. To be comfortable in your own skin is the beginning of strength.
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22nd May 2008, 09:05 AM
#303
Senior Member
Veteran Hubber
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.
Grandpa(the 1st boss ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.
Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't give you company.
Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement
Seven social sins:
1.Politics without principles
2.Wealth without work
3.Pleasure without conscience
4.Knowledge without character
5.Commerce without morality
6.Science without humanity
7.Worship without sacrifice
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22nd May 2008, 09:14 AM
#304
Administrator
Platinum Hubber
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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22nd May 2008, 09:22 AM
#305
Moderator
Diamond Hubber
Sarna,
That was too good
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22nd May 2008, 09:25 AM
#306
Originally Posted by
littlemaster1982
Sarna,
That was too good
I second this...
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22nd May 2008, 09:26 AM
#307
Senior Member
Platinum Hubber
sarna
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22nd May 2008, 09:36 AM
#308
Moderator
Veteran Hubber
some computer programmer must have created this one! talk of endless loops!
When we stop labouring under the delusion of our cosmic self-importance, we are free of hindrance, fear, worry and attachment. We are liberated!!!
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22nd May 2008, 09:44 AM
#309
Senior Member
Veteran Hubber
“The real contest is always between what you've done and what you're capable of doing. You measure yourself against yourself and nobody else.” - Geoffrey Gaberino
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22nd May 2008, 10:34 AM
#310
Senior Member
Veteran Hubber
There is an urgent requirement for following Position..
Please apply ASAP.
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Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.
Designation : Associate Girl Friend ( Trainee )
· Experience : FRESHER (Experienced candidate Can’t apply)
· Age : only 18 to 24( higher age girl need not apply).
· Should be committed to work for 24*7.
· Skills Required: Good looking, Fair (bold enough to come out anytime will an added advantage).
· Preference would be given to beauty contest winner.
· No preference would be given to any degree/diploma.
· ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
· Perks and incentives.
· Total gross ( Monthly ) : 3gifts worth 300/-
· 30 bike rides each duration 2 hours
· 20 trips to Selective place in Chennai/Banglore/Hyderabad/Mumbai/Kolkatta/NCR
· 10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3days
· Daily Provision of Vada Pav / Samosa Pav / Pakoda worth of5/-
· 4movies ( On choice ) per month on every weekend in PVR
· Visits to Big Bazar, Life Style, Pubs and various malls.
· Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to Demand
· Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Provident Fund and Service taxes to be informed on joining
· ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
· REFERRAL BONUS WILL BE GIVEN AS PERTHE POLICY / IF PERFORMANCE IS HIGH THEN WILL BE PROMOTED TO NEXTGRADE "WOODBE" ANDTHEN TO "WIFE" IN 2 YEARS
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· All short listed candidates will be intimated over phone.
· We would appreciate if you can refer / ask more potential candidatesto meet the Recruitment team at the earliest
· Note : Ex-girl friends will not be eligible for any referral benefits.
Seven social sins:
1.Politics without principles
2.Wealth without work
3.Pleasure without conscience
4.Knowledge without character
5.Commerce without morality
6.Science without humanity
7.Worship without sacrifice
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