A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

[P_R]

Just read in Kumudam Arasu badhilkal:
"இரண்டு முறைகளுக்கு மேல் முதல்வர் ஆக மாட்டேன்" என்கிறாரே சரத்குமார்?

ஆமாம். அதற்குமேல் நேரம் இருக்காது. மூன்றுமுறை பிரதமர் ஆக வேண்டும். அதற்குப் பிறகு அமெரிக்காவுக்கு வேறு ஜனாதிபதி ஆக வேண்டுமே..

[crazy]

[ajithfederer]

Just read in Kumudam Arasu badhilkal:
"இரண்டு முறைகளுக்கு மேல் முதல்வர் ஆக மாட்டேன்" என்கிறாரே சரத்குமார்?

ஆமாம். அதற்குமேல் நேரம் இருக்காது. மூன்றுமுறை பிரதமர் ஆக வேண்டும். அதற்குப் பிறகு அமெரிக்காவுக்கு வேறு ஜனாதிபதி ஆக வேண்டுமே..

[P_R]

An eye doctor in poland is giving his patient the eye exam . the guy reads the first three lines and is struggling with the fourth line..

the line reads CZXOWCZX

the doc asks the guy.. do you recognize that line young man ?

the guy says "recognize that!! i am dating his sister !"

[NOV]

Why INDIA is in trouble......


Population: 100 crore

9 crore retired
30 crore in state Govt;
17 crore in central Govt.
(Both categories don't work)
1 crore IT professional (don't work for India )
1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals
Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail

The Balance two are you and I.

and you are busy checking out the Hub ...

[crazy]

and neither of us r indian "citizens"

[NOV]

Fathers then & now

Father's Day is fast approaching. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages:

In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.

Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.


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In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses.

Today, it's the size of his minivan.


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In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.

Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home.


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In 1900, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived.

Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure film is in the video camera.


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In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons.

Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle.


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In 1900, fathers could count on children to join the family business.

Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach them how to work the computer and set the DVD.


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In 1900, a father smoked a pipe.

If he tries that today, he gets sent outside after a lecture on lip cancer.


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In 1900, fathers shook their children gently and whispered, "Wake up, it's time for school."

Today, kids shake their fathers violently at 4 a.m., shouting: "Wake up, it's time for hockey practice."


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In 1900, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.

Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at baseball, Cindy's at gymnastics, I'm at adult-Ed, Pizza in fridge."


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In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream.

Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.."


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In 1900, a father gave a pencil box for Christmas, and the kid was all smiles.

Today, a father spends $800 at Toys 'R' Us, and the kid screams: "I wanted Sega!"


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In 1900, if a father had breakfast in bed, it was eggs and bacon and ham and potatoes.

Today, it's Special K, soy milk, dry toast and a lecture on cholesterol.


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In 1900, a Father's Day gift would be a hand tool.

Today, he'll get a digital organizer.


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In 1900, fathers said, "A man's home is his castle."

Today, they say, "Welcome to the money pit."


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In 1900, "a good day at the market" meant Father brought home feed for the horses.

Today, "a good day at the market" means Dad got in early on an IPO.


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In 1900, a happy meal was when Father shared funny stories around the table.

Today, a happy meal is what Dad buys at McDonald's.


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In 1900, a father was involved if he spanked the kid now and then.

Today, a father's involved only if he coaches Little League and organizes Boy Scouts and car pools.


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In 1900, when fathers entered the room, children often rose to attention.

Today, kids glance up and grunt, "Dad, you're invading my space."


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In 1900, fathers threatened their daughters suiters with shotguns if the girl came home late.

Today, fathers break the ice by saying, "So...how long have you had that earring?"


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In 1900, fathers pined for the old school, which meant a one-room, red-brick building.

Today, fathers pine for the old school, which means Dr J and Mickey Mantle.


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In 1900, fathers were never truly appreciated.

In 2008, fathers are never truly appreciated.

[NOV]

Scientists at NASA built a device to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets, the space shuttle, etc. The idea being to simulate collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the device and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made and a device was sent to the British engineers.

When device was fired, the British engineers were shocked... the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin.

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US scientists for suggestions.

NASA responded with a one-line memo:































You will love this........

















































"Defrost the chicken."

[NOV]

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

[NOV]

A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.