A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

[crajkumar_be]

Murali Sir,

The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks "Does anyone know who this Cellphone belongs to???"

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

ingEyum kalakkarInga

[crazy]

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[Querida]

good ones Murali Srinivas

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?" "There," said the wife, "didn't I tell you he was stupid?"

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An Irishman had no idea his wife was having an affair, so he was mad with grief when coming home early one day he surprised her and her lover in the act.

He grabbed a pistol and pointed it at his own head, which made his wife burst out laughing.

"What do you think you're laughing at," he cried, "you're next."

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A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner, "when I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I'd like to buy it."
"Sorry," replied the owner, but I can't sell you that."
"Why not asked the customer?"
"Because that's my husband."

[ajithfederer]

The Perfect Husband


The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks "Does anyone know who this Cellphone belongs to???"

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Computer Dependency Test


Here's a quick & very simple test for you to take. This just proves that we have become way too dependent on our computers.

Q: Is one foot longer that the other?

To find out the answer, look down...




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Look down, not scroll down!

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Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

[NOV]

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.

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Man receives telegram: Your wife dead - should be buried or cremated?

Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes.