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    A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:

    My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you.

    NOTE: "Please take only one drop"
    I repeat: "Please take only one drop ony"

    So they open the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion..

    The wife looks at the husband and says: "You go first."

    So the husband opens the bottle and takes a drop, thereafter the wife follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.

    A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her father young and charming, cradling a baby on his arm.

    The father proceeds to tell his daughter how the potion worked and made him look young.

    The daughter is delighted and asks about her mother.

    "Your mother, my child, got so jealous that I was young and good-looking, so she drank the whole bottle."

    "So where is she?"

    "Oh see, I am carrying her."
    Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!

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