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    What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

    Pregnant.
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    How do you get a woman dizzy?

    Put her in a circular room and tell her to go to a corner.
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    [tscii]
    A beautiful female college student comes to a young professor’s office.

    She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly, “I would do anything to pass this exam.”

    She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers, “… I would do…anything!!!”

    He returns her gaze. “Anything???”

    “Yes… Anything!!!”

    His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you….. study???”
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    NOV anna, wr is the joke
    Seven social sins:
    1.Politics without principles
    2.Wealth without work
    3.Pleasure without conscience
    4.Knowledge without character
    5.Commerce without morality
    6.Science without humanity
    7.Worship without sacrifice

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    the worse thing in telling a joke, is explaining the punchline.
    so sarna, think of it as karma.... you are not destined to know. :P

    ksen, enna aachu? :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by NOV
    the worse thing in telling a joke, is explaining the punchline.
    so sarna, think of it as karma.... you are not destined to know. :P
    kismat konnekson :P
    Seven social sins:
    1.Politics without principles
    2.Wealth without work
    3.Pleasure without conscience
    4.Knowledge without character
    5.Commerce without morality
    6.Science without humanity
    7.Worship without sacrifice

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    ErkkanavE unga jokesukku hair-pichching icon kidaikkumaanu paathuttirundhEn SarnavOda kostin paaththadhum konjam kazhandiduchu

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOV
    the worse thing in telling a joke, is explaining the punchline.
    1st neenga joke'a sollunga punch line'a paththi apram pEsikkalaam
    Seven social sins:
    1.Politics without principles
    2.Wealth without work
    3.Pleasure without conscience
    4.Knowledge without character
    5.Commerce without morality
    6.Science without humanity
    7.Worship without sacrifice

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    http://dinamalar.com/fpnnews.asp?News_id=3270&cls=row3

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