A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

**Querida** · 16th October 2009, 01:23 AM

WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE

Barbara Walters, of 20/20 (and 60 Minutes), did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan , several years before the West became involved in the Afghan conflict.. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women are happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, “Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?”

The woman looked Ms. Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, “Land Mines”.

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**Lambretta** · 16th October 2009, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by padmanabha

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Please don't delete this after reading,

You should atleast send this mail to:
10 Malayalis & you will receive coconut oil,

20 Malayalis and you will receive banana chips,

40 Malayalis you will receive appams,

100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field

behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply
of coconut oil and banana chips free

And how many Malayalis do I have to send this to, in order to get a "family-type" mallu kutty of marriageable age in a lovely Kerala saree (or any Saree for that matter!) and mallipoo?? :P

Nice one anyways!

**Lambretta** · 16th October 2009, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by P_R

Some of these are cooked up and/or general jokes attributed to him.

Here is a which includes stumpers like

Almost all the students brotherhood important. Sister.
Among the brother of the sister....

Now I know where Quick gun Murugun learnt his english......miind it!! :P

**rangan_08** · 23rd October 2009, 07:59 PM

wife : ennanga, naan pregnant-a irukken

hus : adha yen ivvalavu sogama solra ? sandoshama sollu

wife : illa, idhey madhiri oru thadava college padikkumbodhu enga appa kitta sonnen,,, adi pinnitaru...adhan !!!

(courtesy, Ananda Vikatan)

**rangan_08** · 24th October 2009, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by P_R

Some of these are cooked up and/or general jokes attributed to him.

Here is a which includes stumpers like

Almost all the students brotherhood important. Sister.
Among the brother of the sister....

idhu meyyalume meyya ??? Official-nu vera potirukku !!

First up all I am hearing this man's voice...

Stiff contender to TR !!

**Plum** · 26th October 2009, 12:51 PM

Most of the Jeppiarr jokes are around since my childhood attributed to the fictitious PT master of a thousand schools. I suspect they were around during my father's school days as well.

To be fair, I often catch myself saying things similar to "both of you three". Very often, I see mails from clients all over the world saying "there are a couple of points about this", and then going on to list 10.

**Bala (Karthik)** · 26th October 2009, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by P_R

Some of these are cooked up and/or general jokes attributed to him.

Plum sonna madhiri PT master jokes. I think its a aggregation of all such PT master utterences but always attributed to "my PT master".

Originally Posted by P_R

Here is a which includes stumpers like

Almost all the students brotherhood important. Sister.
Among the brother of the sister....

I thought of posting this video... this is ULTIMATE

**great** · 28th October 2009, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by P_R

Some of these are cooked up and/or general jokes attributed to him.

Here is a which includes stumpers like

Almost all the students brotherhood important. Sister.
Among the brother of the sister....

Ultimate

**P_R** · 28th October 2009, 01:35 PM

The completeness he has perceived in the single word sentence : Sister fullstop.

That is just impossibly funny

**NOV** · 30th October 2009, 07:31 AM

Samy Vellu is a much despised "leader" of the Malaysian Indian Congress...

Samy Vellu and his driver, Muniandy, were cruising along a Sungai Siput country road one evening when an old dog loomed in front of the car.

Muniandy tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old dog was killed. Samy Vellu told Muniandy to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.

About an hour later, Muniandy staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened?" asked Samy Vellu.

"Well," Muniandy replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters were so happy they kept kissing me!"

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Samy Vellu.

Muniandy replied: "I'm Samy Vellu's driver, and I just killed the old dog."