A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

[PARAMASHIVAN]

I saw a sign on a Car window , which says

" Wife and Dog Missing, £1000 reward for finding the dog"

[NOV]

Women Friends chatting in office
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work

Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is.

[Balaji.r]

old one nov. puthusa sollunga

[Cinemarasigan]

Women Friends chatting in office
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work

Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is.

... nice one..

[Bala (Karthik)]

//ksen, one mans food other mans poison'mbaaingalE.... adhu maadhiri.... illanaa... ellaarukkumE Goundamani comedy pudikkanumE.... oru silarukku goundamani is the best comedian in tamil cinema.... innum oru silarukku, he is the worst comedian in tamil cinema...taste differs //

Sarna,
Nice try there but if you cared to notice, the only person who found your "jokes" funny is you

[aanaa]

Moral: Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is.

good...............

[ajithfederer]

.......

Manmohan Singh - We are sending Indians to the moon next year...
Obama - Oh! How many???
Manmohan Singh - 100...
35 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 10 handicapped, 5 sports quota, 4 minority & if possible....1 astronaut.......

[venkkiram]

மாகி (Maggi) செய்வது எப்படி ?? - முகநூலிலிருந்து...

புதிய முறை :
1) நூடுல்ஸை தண்ணீரில் கலக்கவும்.
2) அடுப்பில் வைக்கவும்.
3) இந்தியாவின் Test 2nd Innings batting ஐ பார்த்துவிட்டு வரவும்.
4) மாகி கிட்டத்தட்ட தயாராகிருக்கும்.

[venkkiram]

A pastor decided to visit his church members one Saturday. At one house it was clear to the pastor that someone was home, but nobody came to the door. The pastor knocked several times and finally took out his card and wrote on the back:

Revelation 3:20 - "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and dine with him and he with me."

The next day the card showed up in the collection plate. Below the pastors message was another scripture passage.

Genesis 3:10 - "I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked and I hid myself."

[NOV]

Nurse: How old are you?
Patient: None of your business.
Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records.
Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that?
Nurse: Yes. Fifty.
Patient: All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get?
Nurse: Zero.
Patient: Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age.