A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

[venkkiram]

A pastor decided to visit his church members one Saturday. At one house it was clear to the pastor that someone was home, but nobody came to the door. The pastor knocked several times and finally took out his card and wrote on the back:

Revelation 3:20 - "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and dine with him and he with me."

The next day the card showed up in the collection plate. Below the pastors message was another scripture passage.

Genesis 3:10 - "I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked and I hid myself."