A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

[Cinemarasigan]

I yam bored. Let me try a homemade joke, a dig on this thread's title.
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Dude A: They say an apple a day will keep the doctors away.
Dude B: You kidding me, right?
Dude A: No, it's true. I'm serious.
Dude B: Okay, I'm getting a basket.
Dude A: Ah, anticipating some disease are we?
Dude B: No, my wife is doctor.

..... good one..

[SoftSword]

I yam bored. Let me try a homemade joke, a dig on this thread's title.
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Dude A: They say an apple a day will keep the doctors away.
Dude B: You kidding me, right?
Dude A: No, it's true. I'm serious.
Dude B: Okay, I'm getting a basket.
Dude A: Ah, anticipating some disease are we?
Dude B: No, my wife is doctor.

indha joke'a oru post-it'la ezhudhi mirror'la otti vainga...

[groucho070]

indha joke'a oru post-it'la ezhudhi mirror'la otti vainga...

Nevaire! I like Apple cider. Apple pie. Even the apple between the roasted pork's mouth.

[SoftSword]

Nevaire! I like Apple cider. Apple pie. Even the apple between the roasted pork's mouth.

cider?? uvve... one thing i cannot drink unless the only drink partner is a gal...

[ajithfederer]

Thambi Venkiraja's recent fb status

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Copy and spread the message so that we don't have to view shit on our wall everyday !!

[ajithfederer]

The names Gusha, dundu .... ////////

[NOV]

You want to know what is REAL tension?
Read on...

A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.

Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’
You get tensed..... but, that is not real tension!

You say that the baby isnt yours.
Girl says – ‘he is the father of my baby.'
You get tensed..... but, that is not real tension!

Police come and DNA test is done. Report comes, which says that you can never become a father.
You get tensed..... but, that is not real tension!

Anyhow you thank God and prepare to return home.
And then it occurs to you, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?
Now this is REAL tension!

[NOV]

A woman had 3 girls. One day she decides to Test Her Sons-in-law ...!!!...
She invites the first one for a stroll by the lakeshore, purposely falls in and pretends to be drowning. Without any hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in and saves her.
_ The next morning, he finds a brand new Toyota car in his driveway with this message on the windshield :
“ Thank you ! Your mother-in-law who loves you ...!!!...
_ A few days later, the lady does the same thing with the second son-in-law. He jumps in the water and saves her also. She offers him a new Honda car with the same message on the windshield :
Thank you ! Your mother-in-law who loves you ...!!!...
_ A few days later, she does the same thing again with the third son-in-law. While she is drowning, the son-in-law looks at her without moving an inch and thinks : ” Finaly ! It’s about time that this old witch dies ...!!!...
_ The next morning, He Receives a brand new Ferrari car with this message :
" THANK YOU !
Your father-in-law.

[joe]

Once I was in a bank in cambodia , my client place . The IT manager of the bank , who is great friend of mine was there with me .
On finding a serious problem in logic , I said "Jesus Christ" ..Immediately he asked me seriously "Why Jesus cries?"

[app_engine]

cider?? uvve... one thing i cannot drink unless the only drink partner is a gal...

You should go to a cider mill and have it along with the hot doughnuts they serve, while listening to the live band playing country music!

WOW!

Each drink should be tasted in its appropriate venue (BTW, please visit IR-SPB thread for a post on this )