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26th October 2004, 03:08 PM
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Ramakrishna (@ pool*) on: Tue Aug 6 22:59:29
Sad, cause Eve couldn't have got a navel piercing if she wanted to.
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26th October 2004 03:08 PM
# ADS
Circuit advertisement
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26th October 2004, 03:08 PM
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Madurai Veeran (@ adsl*) on: Wed Aug 7 02:23:13
Miss Lanka said,
BECAUSE THE BODY DIDN'T HAVE BELLY BUTTONS...
Wrong..
She had a belly button, for sure. Not only a belly button, but also a ring on her belly button.
Not only a ring in her belly button, but also a tatoo on her neck that said
'I am after all a rib from the damned Adam. I am too much of a female chauvnist to take that kind of c-r-a-p. Gag me with a spoon and choke me to death'
And there she was, frozen in the polar ice-caps!!!
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26th October 2004, 03:08 PM
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shyamal (@ ce2.*) on: Wed Aug 7 11:50:37
Probably most of you all knew this..
This short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you r qualified to be called 'professional'.The questions are not that difficult so try ur best.
Q num 1
How do u put a giraffe into a fridge?
answer : Open the fridge,put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether u tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way and do a difficult thing in a simple way.
Q num 2
How do u put an elephant into the fridge?
Answer : Open the fridge, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests ur ability to think through the repercussions of ur actions.
Q num 3
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference(lets say,lah). All the animals attend except one.Which animal does not attend?
Answer : The Elephant b'cos it is in the fridge,remember?
This Tests ur memory.
Ok, even if u did not answer the first 3 questions correcly,give urself one more chance.
Q num 4
There is a river you must cross in the jungle.But crocodiles inhabit it.How do you manage, I mean cross it?
Answer : You just swim or walk across.Why? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference,right?
This tests whether you learn quickly from ur mistakes.
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26th October 2004, 03:08 PM
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Miss Lanka (@ hse-*) on: Wed Aug 7 15:25:30
shyamal=> why are heck are u giving us the answer??
Madurai ;==> Idiot get the heck outta here!!!!!!!!!!!
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26th October 2004, 03:08 PM
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Ramakrishna (@ pool*) on: Wed Aug 7 16:02:34
Shyamlal,
watch out, fridge is reading all this..
You might be the one ending up in the freezer..
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26th October 2004, 03:08 PM
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Madurai Veeran (@ adsl*) on: Wed Aug 7 22:18:54
Miss Lanka says,
Madurai ;==> Idiot get the heck outta here!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss Lanks seems to have woken up on the wrong side of the bed. Very touchy today? Eh, Missy?
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26th October 2004, 03:08 PM
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fridge (@ netc*) on: Thu Aug 8 06:31:47
What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
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26th October 2004, 03:08 PM
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iya (@ lan-*) on: Thu Aug 8 11:30:53
1. Suresh : How many sides does a circle have?
Ramesh : A circle does not have any side.
THis is wrong answer can any one tell the wright answer ??
2.
Knock, Knock, Knock !!!! . Who is that knocking?
Opportunity.
Can't be.
Why Not?
because ................ ( fill in the blank)
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26th October 2004, 03:08 PM
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Miss Lanka (@ hse-*) on: Thu Aug 8 11:46:31
Fridge;
A mail.... It's just a guess
Iya your question are kinda hard
2. I guess the answer would be "the door is open" or "I let the door open"
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26th October 2004, 03:08 PM
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Shakthi (@ bang*) on: Thu Aug 8 12:44:05
iya,
1. Circle if its not 3 dimensional can have
2 sides...
BACK AND FRONT
2. Because opportunity knocks only twice...
(Not 3 knocks)
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