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24th August 2012, 02:15 PM
#1341
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Diamond Hubber
From Santhanam Sivaji's FB post (got the proper version):
An Indian chief and his son are sitting down one day, and the son asks: “Dad, how do us Indians get our names?”
“It’s very simple,” replies the chief, “your brother was born by a river, so we call him Running Brook. Your other brother was born in the early morning, so we call him Rising Sun.”
“So, why do you ask, Broken Rubber?”
" நல்ல படம் , சுமாரான படம் என்பதையெல்லாம் தாண்டியவர் நடிகர் திலகம் . சிவாஜி படம் தோற்கலாம் ..சிவாஜி தோற்பதில்லை." - Joe Milton.
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24th August 2012 02:15 PM
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23rd September 2012, 07:56 AM
#1342
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Platinum Hubber
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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24th September 2012, 09:22 AM
#1343
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Platinum Hubber
It was a hot afternoon and so, the young girl at the bus stop used her dupatta to cover her head and face.
A boy on a bike came by and asked, "hey babe, do you want a lift?"
To which the girl replied, "dei annaa, its me daa!"
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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25th September 2012, 06:09 PM
#1344
Administrator
Platinum Hubber
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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28th September 2012, 12:53 PM
#1345
Junior Hubber
It was a hot afternoon and so, the young girl at the bus stop used her dupatta to cover her head and face.
A boy on a bike came by and asked, "hey babe, do you want a lift?"
To which the girl replied, "dei annaa, its me daa!"
Winners dont wait for chances. They grab them.
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29th September 2012, 07:49 AM
#1346
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Platinum Hubber
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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8th October 2012, 06:58 AM
#1347
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Platinum Hubber
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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8th October 2012, 10:04 AM
#1348
Junior Member
Junior Hubber
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21st November 2012, 10:44 AM
#1349
Junior Member
Regular Hubber
Better to be a Lion in India rather than....---humour
Better to be a Lion in India rather than....
In a poor zoo of India , a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also. On its first day after arrival,the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.
The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India .
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.
The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?'
The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but .. Did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!!!!'
Moral of Story : See the title of the joke
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21st November 2012, 04:03 PM
#1350
Senior Member
Diamond Hubber
Originally Posted by
NOV
It was a hot afternoon and so, the young girl at the bus stop used her dupatta to cover her head and face.
A boy on a bike came by and asked, "hey babe, do you want a lift?"
To which the girl replied, "dei annaa, its me daa!"
one of the shortest tragedies ever 
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