A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

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Ways to recognise a doctor in hospital.....

1. girl with apron pockets full of garbage.. restless, irritable, waddling gate.... shouting on phone... A GYNAECOLOGIST

2. steth in neck, hump at back, or sometimes belly try to come out of shirt, silent, tired walk with masked facial appearance..... no response to stimuli to smile... A
MEDICAL DOCTOR

3. snoozing on chair... but loud voice... few abuses...dominating personality.. like DON of the hospital, everybody talk to him politely including Dean or Medical
superintendent .. A SURGEON

4. brisk gait, white paste on pant and boots.... loud voice...lots of attitude... talking of self... arrogant, under influence an ORTHOPEDICIAN

5. neeras attitude... tired body... always frustrated, response to stimuli... red stetho... A PEDIATRICIAN

6. Mostly female. ...gossiping...always eating something. ..shouting on someone ANAESTHETIST

7. Calm, neatly dressed, rarely seen by patients, blurring of vision - RADIOLOGIST

8. In dirty white coat, confused, always in hurry, everybody shouting on him/ her including sister/ Mama :INTERN

9. Cool, calm, polite, smart, soft spoken with always a smile on face..sweet by nature.....These types of doctors only seen in toothpaste ads