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[Bad Boy]

A chemical treatise on woman:
Chemical symbol: Wo
Atomic weight: Approximately 120
Found: Where man is present
Physical properties: Can never boil, but may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Very active. Possesses an affinity for gold, silver and precious metals. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great quantities of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed beside a better looking specimen. Ages rapidly.
Uses: Highly ornamental. Catalyses disintegration of wealth. Most powerful income-reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

PP,
but they are not violent they are furies when left alone. And they are brilliant at giving you a knife if you ask for a fork - the worst case for me.