A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

[Cinemarasigan]

I yam bored. Let me try a homemade joke, a dig on this thread's title.
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Dude A: They say an apple a day will keep the doctors away.
Dude B: You kidding me, right?
Dude A: No, it's true. I'm serious.
Dude B: Okay, I'm getting a basket.
Dude A: Ah, anticipating some disease are we?
Dude B: No, my wife is doctor.

..... good one..