A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

[NOV]

FOLLOW SEVEN FUNDAMENTALS OF LIFE....... (For a happier life)

1. Money is not everything. There's also Mastercard & Visa.

2. One should love animals.They are tasty too.

3. Save water. Drink beer.

4. Studying is healthy, So leave it for the sick.

5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.

6. Love your neighbour but never get caught.

and the last but not the least ...,
7. Everyone should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life.

[sipi]

7. Everyone should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life.

Good one...

[aanaa]

கணவன்: செத்துட்டா சொர்க்கத்துல husband & wife தனியாத்தான் இருக்கணுமாம்ல
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மனைவி: அதனாலதான் அது சொர்க்கம் ...........!

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"எதுக்குய்யா உன் மனைவியைத் தூக்கி வீட்டுக்கு வெளியே எறிந்தாய்?"

"ஒரு மகான்தான் கவலையைத் தூக்கி எறி வாழ்க்கையில் முன்னேறலாம்னு சொன்னார்."

[NOV]

Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

[NOV]

Boyfriend : Babe, What are You Doing?
Girlfriend : Nothing Much! Really Tired Just going to sleep now Honey. what about you Sweetheart?
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Boyfriend : In The Club Standing Behind You :P

[NOV]

Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?

Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from her mother's home!

Judge: That's all, case dismissed.

[Querida]

At a wedding reception.....

Someone yelled...







"Would all the married men,


please stand next to the one person


who has made your life worth living."










The bartender was almost

crushed to death.

[NOV]

Dad: How was your exam results?
Son: Sorry appa, I failed.
Dad: Don't call me Appa any more!
Son: Come on Appa, it was just a school test, not a DNA test!

I say this generation rocks!
courtesy: Vidhya Rajan

[ajithfederer]

[ajithfederer]