A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

[NOV]

FOLLOW SEVEN FUNDAMENTALS OF LIFE....... (For a happier life)

1. Money is not everything. There's also Mastercard & Visa.

2. One should love animals.They are tasty too.

3. Save water. Drink beer.

4. Studying is healthy, So leave it for the sick.

5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.

6. Love your neighbour but never get caught.

and the last but not the least ...,
7. Everyone should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life.