Raj: Amma nee engitta En poi sonne....?

Mom: I told to you to always speak in English.

Raj: Ok Mom, why did you lie to me.

Mom : When did I my son?

Raj: You said that my younger sister is an angel.

Mom : Yes, she is, why?

Raj: So why didn't she fly when I threw her from our balcony.

Mom : Paradesi naaye, kamnaati , kabodhi payale , naasama po!