A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

[app_engine]

A car bumber sticker I read this morning :

I DON'T DISCRIMINATE
(I hate everyone)

[sathya_1979]

What next Sarna? Two prostitutes in a bus stop asking each other "were you up all night" and two IT guys asking the same question to each other in the same bus stop?
seyyum thozhilukku neenga seyyum mariyAdhai pullarikka vaikkudhu

Hypocrisy mbaaingaLE!

[Sarna]

//ennanga app, jokes thread'la vandhu serious'aa pEsikkittu ?

[Sarna]

☼☼ SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !!! ☼☼
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Bhavik

I once left home to go to the market wearing my Infosys ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

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Bhabani

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

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Ashok

Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.

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Jyotsna

Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,
me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Abhijeet

Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
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Anup

I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
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Rohit

Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
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Nidhi

Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
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Nisha

Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin

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Nisha

I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
wondered when they became invalid???

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Sandeep

Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256mg....thank god he didn't notice.
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Ashwin

Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching
from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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Vidyarthi

And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder,
decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!

[ksen]

// idhuvum seriousaa pEsara maadhiridhaan irukku //

[Sarna]

//ksen, one mans food other mans poison'mbaaingalE.... adhu maadhiri.... illanaa... ellaarukkumE Goundamani comedy pudikkanumE.... oru silarukku goundamani is the best comedian in tamil cinema.... innum oru silarukku, he is the worst comedian in tamil cinema...taste differs //

[PARAMASHIVAN]

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

[aanaa]

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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[venkkiram]

Manmohan Singh - We are sending Indians to the moon next year...
Obama - Oh! How many???
Manmohan Singh - 100...
35 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 10 handicapped, 5 sports quota, 4 minority & if possible....1 astronaut.......

[SoftSword]

idhaan dark humoura?